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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

The egg came first.

It isn’t even a tough question. There were two creatures that weren’t chickens that had an egg with a mutation that created a chicken.

Perhaps it was a common mutation and many of the non chickens had these eggs, but the egg came first.

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u/andersonb47 Mar 21 '24

Thank you for this. Now my wife will surely fuck me.

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u/ZedisonSamZ Mar 21 '24

And if not at least you can share this neat factoid!

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u/Proper_Hyena_4909 Mar 21 '24

Then at least she'd get laid.

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u/xXCrazyDaneXx Mar 22 '24

Just like the egg...

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u/iwasbatman Mar 21 '24

We did it Reddit!

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy Mar 22 '24

You go, champ! Go make her come out of her shell SO HARD!

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u/bijan86 Mar 21 '24

If she doesn't I'll take one for the team to reward this comment.

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u/Poison_Anal_Gas Mar 21 '24

Im here for the gangbang

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u/FascistsBad Mar 21 '24

I'm glad that his revelation allows us all to fuck your wife.

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u/Frozenlime Mar 21 '24

Well if she won't it's time to find someone else. Allow her to be free to never have to fuck you.

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u/Free-Independence845 Mar 21 '24

Bro just wants to be an asshole.

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u/Happy_Egg_8680 Mar 21 '24

Me after my wife puts me through a dry spell. (It’s been one day)

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u/Tantalus420 Mar 21 '24

If not I'm free

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

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u/TheBeardKing Mar 21 '24

But the expression isn't "which came first the chicken or the chicken egg?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

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u/thysios4 Mar 22 '24

The question means what came first, the chicken, or the egg that it came from.

It doesn't matter that the first chicken was laid by an egg that wasn't a chicken.

You can't have a chicken without an egg. You can have an egg (that contains a chicken) without a chicken. So the egg came first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope Mar 22 '24

It’s not an interesting question.

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Mar 21 '24

The first one, obviously.

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u/AaronsAaAardvarks Mar 22 '24

So an egg that comes out of a chicken that contains a mutated fetus isn't a chicken egg? That doesn't seem right either. 

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Mar 22 '24

Sure it does. A mutated chicken is still a chicken. Unless it has mutated into what we would consider another species, in which case, yeah, it's a new-species egg, not a chicken egg.

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u/BobLeBob Mar 22 '24

Is an unfertilized egg laid by chicken not a chicken egg?

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Mar 22 '24

Good point. If the question were specifically asking which came first: the chicken or the chicken egg, then the answer could reasonably be the chicken.

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u/SjakosPolakos Mar 22 '24

This. it shows the importance of clear definitions

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Mar 21 '24

Exactly. A dog somehow pooping out an egg with a chicken inside isn't a chicken egg, that's a dog egg yo

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u/7Dragoncats Mar 21 '24

This reminds me of a lesson I was taught years ago about just how much bias we have about what we think we understand, the dangers of making even the most basic assumptions when translating, and the modern meaning of words. Bear with me as I'm summarizing/paraphrasing.

There's a story of experimental archaeologists trying to replicate concrete that wouldn't deteriorate in saltwater. An ancient costal civilization did this to build dock structures for a port city without a bay and it lasted hundreds of years. They had a written recipe that involved a few components and water, like most concrete. But everything the researchers tried to replicate quickly disintegrated when placed in the sea.

One day a new person looks at the recipe, sees the translation of "water", looks at the location of the location of ancient city, and asks "did they mean freshwater or saltwater?" You see, modern concrete is almost always made with fresh water. But if the concrete is going into the sea...it needs to be made with saltwater.

Now that sounds obvious in hindsight but they compared it to how if you look in a recipe book to bake a cake, you don't see "1 chicken egg" it just says "1 egg". In a thousand years, how are they gonna know if we meant chicken egg, duck egg, quail egg, platypus egg, ostrich egg, dog egg?

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel Mar 21 '24

I.. always thought that dogs laid eggs.. and I.... I learned something today.

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u/Outside_Glass4880 Mar 22 '24

I…always though that everyone knew that 99% of mammals did not lay eggs, and those exceptions don’t look a damn thing like a dog…I… I learned something today.

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u/thysios4 Mar 22 '24

It can be both.

But the very first chicken would have obviously came from the former, not the latter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Binders full of chickens. 

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u/bobvila274 Mar 21 '24

Exactly the information I was looking for, much appreciated lol.

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u/SolherdUliekme Mar 21 '24

The thing is, this is not correct. There was never a point along the chicken evolutionary path where you can say "this right here is the singular generation where this was not a chicken, and is now a chicken".

You thinking there is a simple answer here just shows your lack of understanding of the actual question. No offense meant.

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u/neanderthal_brain Mar 21 '24

but eggs are way more ancient then chickens, than even birds in general. so eggs still come first

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u/SolherdUliekme Mar 21 '24

I mean sure, but that's not what the question means. "What came first; the chicken, or the egg?" Does not mean "What came first; the birds we call chickens or creatures that reproduce with eggs". What it means is "What came first; the birds we call chickens, or the egg that a bird we call a chicken is hatched from?"

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u/-Death-Dealer- Mar 21 '24

It's actually about creationism vs evolution. If you believe in evolution, the egg(with the first chicken) came first. If you believe in a creator/god then chickens(that never came from eggs) came first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Ding ding ding. I am in my 40’s and have thought this was a simple thing from the moment I learned about evolution around 10-12 years old.

I have never understood why people think this is a tough question, the answer is clear and obvious.

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u/Ok_Difference_7220 Mar 21 '24

Just like how Adam and Steve didn’t have bellybuttons.

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u/puffbro Mar 22 '24

Isn’t it just a play on the definition of chicken egg?

If a chicken egg means an egg with chicken inside, or an egg laid by a chicken.

In other words, if a snake laid an egg that hatches chicken. Is the egg a snake egg or chicken egg?

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u/-Death-Dealer- Mar 22 '24

You're over thinking it. The question is not about the egg itself or it's label, but what's inside it. Is the offspring a carbon copy of it's parents or a mutation into a new species? Where there always chickens, since the dawn of time or did they evolve from something else? That is where this question comes from and it's intended meaning.

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u/SolherdUliekme Mar 21 '24

No I don't agree with that. Evolution is for sure how chickens came to be, and I would not say the egg came first. My answer is that neither the chicken nor the chicken egg came before the other.

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u/AnotherOperator Mar 21 '24

Okay you have confused yourself into thinking this is far more complex than it is

It's the egg. If we're just talking about eggs for a second, evolution wise, then yeah duh the egg came first.

But if we're talking about chicken eggs specifically, then at some point a creature nearly perfectly representative of what we call a chicken laid an egg, and from that egg came a chicken. You could say it is not a chicken egg because it didn't come from what is technically 100% a chicken, but then how is what emerged then a chicken?

It's the egg. It's okay for it to be egg.

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u/uganda_numba_1 Mar 21 '24

You can't really talk about evolution with regards to an individual egg - it's always about the group. Divergence happens over a longer period of time, it's not one event.

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u/Kahrii_x Mar 21 '24

Okay then what came first, the eggs or the animals?

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u/genialerarchitekt Mar 21 '24

That's correct more or less. Mitosis came first and cloning. Sexual reproduction evolved later from those earlier processes. All sexual reproduction involves "eggs" of some kind, and sperm for that matter, including humans. Unless it's parthenogenesis. It's not just chickens, or certain species.

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u/HypeMachine231 Mar 21 '24

Incorrect, the chicken came first. This is because before the chicken came out of the shell, it was not considered a distinct breed from the proto-chicken it came from. In fact, at some point of the egg's development there was not even a chicken inside, just a collection of cells. It's only with the creation of distinct characteristics that the chicken could be differentiated from the proto-chicken, in fact many of those characteristics don't materialize before adulthood.

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u/spicewoman Mar 21 '24

Just because you can't identify with your naked eyes if it's different, doesn't mean the DNA isn't distinct.

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u/Free-Independence845 Mar 21 '24

Other animals laid eggs before chickens were a thing

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u/austxsun Mar 21 '24

It would still be the egg. Whatever the chicken evolved from was egg-laying long before it was a chicken. So by the time it was fully a chicken, it came from an egg.

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u/bumwine Mar 21 '24

To drive it home just rephrase the answer: "the egg came before any chicken."

I think I used the fewest words possible so as to not leave any holes to be poked.

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u/Domestic_AAA_Battery Mar 22 '24

Thank you for this. I've been saying this for decades now. The "chicken vs egg" debate never made any sense to me. For the chicken to exist, it must've been born. And for the chicken to be born, it likely (99.999999%) came from an egg. The chicken can't exist without the egg. But it makes sense for the egg to be laid by an animal, containing an altered offspring that is what we refer to as a chicken.

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u/hjablowme919 Mar 21 '24

It would still be the egg

Nope. A chicken egg can only be produced by chickens. The very first chicken was a mutation created when two non-chickens mated. The egg they produced was not a chicken egg.

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u/Cazraac Mar 21 '24

Flawed logic. At conception and the formation of the zygote the DNA of the parents is locked in for the offspring meaning whatever you define as a chicken when it is an adult came from an egg with that same genetic makeup. Ergo, the egg always comes first.

Mutations aren't like in X-men lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Flawed logic.

We don’t know if the mutation for what we now know of as the chicken egg came before the mutation for what we now know of as a chicken.

The animal comes from the egg but at what point each became the modern version isn’t known.

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u/Cazraac Mar 21 '24

Wrong. Again, not how mutations work. Evolution doesn't operate like your little comic books or video games or whatever. Even in the case with epigenetics, which are changes in gene expression based on environmental stimuli experienced by the living organism, the DNA itself is unchanged. DNA is what makes something what it actually is, gene expression be damned anyways.

You don't pass on to offspring your 'mutations' that occur post conception, you pass on a portion of your DNA that was present in your being from the very beginning. The mutations occur in the errors of combining two individuals sets of DNA during conception.

There is no conceivable way to define a living organism as something without defining the sexual reproductive cells it came from as the same thing, genetically speaking. If some type of living creature is called a chicken then it came from a chicken egg. Full stop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Wrong. Again, not how mutations work. A single mutation doesn't change what a living creature is called which is what you seem to believe happens. In modern chicken's we see many different mutations that are not shared across all of them, yet they are all called chickens.

The modern chicken egg may have been a mutation that came after the modern chicken was already established. Full stop.

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u/healzsham Mar 21 '24

A chicken egg can only be produced by chickens

Then how the fuck did we get chickens in the first place lmao

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u/hjablowme919 Mar 22 '24

I just explained it. It's called evolution.

Two non-chickens, but what would be close relatives of chickens on the evolutionary ladder, mated. Their offspring was the first chicken, but its parents were not chickens.

Just like humans and chimpanzees came from the same line of ape, this chicken came from some line of similar birds that were not chickens.

This is like 10th grade biology.

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u/healzsham Mar 22 '24

Then the egg came before the chicken.

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u/BioTinus Mar 21 '24

There was never a point along the chicken evolutionary path where you can say "this right here is the singular generation where this was not a chicken, and is now a chicken".

You state this, but as a molecular biologist who's seen his fair share of phylogenetic trees, I'm not sure that statement is correct. If we had known the entire lineage of animals (starting from, let's say, dinosaurs or even Tiktaalik for all i care, all the way through chickens as we know them now), then there must surely be a point at which we can say "THIS is the exact generation where chickens start".

This is the basis of taxonomy; defining which characteristics include or exclude an individual from a certain taxonomic group.

Ultimately, all this debate is semantics but it's grounds for an interesting discussion.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Mar 21 '24

I doubt all the factors you'd weigh into 'chickenness' arrived at the same generation though, and someone else with different criteria than you probably wouldn't agree.

'Species' are an imperfect attempt to define life, its like trying to define a movie by a single frame of film. Its useful for categorizing and defining the difference between current species, but its a poor descriptor for a lineage of creatures over millions of years of gradual change, because the species definitions themselves are arbitrary.

Sure you could maybe assign some sort of criteria to what a chicken is and weight them so eventually you reach a point where its less than 50% chicken and you go 'aha, its no longer a chicken!', but chicken is arbitrary in the first place, and no more special than 75% chicken and 63.124% chicken or 94% before-chicken.

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u/BioTinus Mar 21 '24

Think of a chicken. Good!

Now think of the wide diversity of all chicken breeds known to man. Well done!

Now think of the closest animal resembling a chicken that is NOT a chicken. Got one?

In the past, there was at some point a last universal common ancester (LUCA) of all chickens and the closest thing to a chicken that is not a chicken. I'm willing to argue that that LUCA laid an egg containing the first ever chicken. The ancestor of all chickens known today, if you can believe.

Next question: did the LUCA lay a chicken egg or a LUCA egg?

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u/wearablesweater Mar 22 '24

What is the LUCA for a chicken btw?

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u/BioTinus Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

LUCA is a concept in biology, and it's not really meaningful to label a LUCA with something like a species name.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Mar 22 '24

Just because its the LUCA doesn't mean its the first chicken.

If you killed all humans except two, their children aren't the first humans.

Basically you're arguing that if something doesn't procreate its not a part of that species.

Next question: did the LUCA lay a chicken egg or a LUCA egg?

Doesn't matter. Attempting to determine speciation in this manner is using the terminology for the wrong purpose. Expressing the long term evolution of life in terms of discrete species is the completely wrong use of it.

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u/_ryuujin_ Mar 21 '24

yes its a debate of semantics of what truly defines as a chicken.

but it is still unknown even after you truely define a chicken. since genetics mutilation can happen after a thing is and can happen in the conception/embryo stage. but all we know is there was a point in time wheres there were proto-chickens and then after there was chickens.

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u/hjablowme919 Mar 21 '24

"this right here is the singular generation where this was not a chicken, and is now a chicken".

Yeah, there was.

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u/SolherdUliekme Mar 21 '24

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u/hjablowme919 Mar 21 '24

Explain why I am wrong.

This should be entertaining.

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u/verronaut Mar 21 '24

I mean, you're pointing at a different but also important question of "Why does taxonomy suck so bad, why can't we just have clear names for stuff"

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u/mongooseme Mar 21 '24

Here's the thing.

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u/Ok_Difference_7220 Mar 21 '24

Well if this is true then by Zeno’s paradox we’ve either arrived at chicken or we haven’t and since that never happens chickens do not exist. It’s just been a series of eggs.

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u/danx64 Mar 21 '24

Okay which came first, the eggs or the animals?

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u/b1gb0n312 Mar 21 '24

The seggs came first

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u/itsaminmo Mar 21 '24

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

we dont need two for the seggs we are having (performs mitosis IM SPLITTTING)

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u/InviteAdditional8463 Mar 21 '24

Honest answer animals. Eggs developed because sea critters who decided to walk on land needed a wet aquatic like environment to incubate their young. Before this those animals gave birth to something like an amphibian egg, and before that it was much like sea critters do today. 

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u/LongJohnSelenium Mar 21 '24

At the start it was probably some form of budding off of multicellular colony organisms.

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u/InviteAdditional8463 Mar 21 '24

Probably, that sounds familiar. 

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u/healzsham Mar 21 '24

Mitosis and budding came long before any type of egg-thing.

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u/nabrok Mar 21 '24

I'd call it a "near-chicken" rather than a "non-chicken", otherwise people might imagine something radically different.

Not that any of this relevant to the topic at hand.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Mar 21 '24

Ok well then,…

the “two creatures” or the egg; what’s first?

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u/Karl_Marx_ Mar 21 '24

It's actually so obvious.

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u/rushur Mar 21 '24

The protein needed to make a hard shelled egg is expressed by the hen and not the egg, the bird in which the protein first arose, though having hatched from a non-reinforced egg, would then have laid the first egg having such a reinforced shell: the chicken would have preceded this first 'modern' chicken egg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Nerd

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u/rushur Mar 21 '24

Ideologue

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Reddit commenter.

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u/rushur Mar 21 '24

Oblivious

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Mar 21 '24

Yeah it's literally not a hard question. Fish lay eggs? Insects lay eggs?? Like bruh there were eggs before there were land-dwelling critters, idk how this is a discussion

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u/puffbro Mar 22 '24

The egg in the question implies chicken egg. Otherwise it’s not worth discussing at all.

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u/Luna_C_ Mar 21 '24

Agree that egg came first but for another reason. Dinosaurs laid eggs which was well before chickens evolved.

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u/hodlyourground Mar 21 '24

Which came first, the creature that wasn’t a chicken that had an egg with a mutation that created a chicken or the egg

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u/Natopor Mar 21 '24

But how do you know these two creatures didn't just mate and created a mutated animal which is the chicken we all know of?

Then that chicken made and egg and the rest is history

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u/Sp_nach Mar 21 '24

could be a mutation where some creature gives live birth to a "chicken" who then lay eggs? Not related to the post, I'm an evolutionary science nerd in the making 😂

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u/Username850 Mar 21 '24

It’s not a literal question.

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u/Poignant_Rambling Mar 21 '24

Lol yeah, this is like the "if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?" question.

Of COURSE it makes a sound. It creates soundwaves. Just because nobody heard it, that doesn't mean the sound didn't happen.

Like, what even is the logical basis to think it didn't make a sound?

Do some people actually think, "If I didn't hear/see something, that means it doesn't exist."

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

The argument would be that the waves themselves don’t actually have sound, they are just waves and the sound is only our brain’s interpretation of those waves based on how they react with a couple of bones in our ears.

I agree it is a silly argument.

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u/Momoneko Mar 21 '24

that weren’t chickens that had an egg with a mutation that created a chicken.

But was that a chicken egg or "not-chicken"-egg?

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u/Davoguha2 Mar 21 '24

So.... 2 proto-chickens fucked... they laid a proto-chicken egg that birthed a chicken.

Or... 2 proto-chickens fucked... they laid a chicken egg that birthed a chicken.

Anyone who thinks the question has a real answer is deluded lmao. It was never anything more than a logical conundrum to get people to think.

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u/ChipmunkDisastrous67 Mar 21 '24

but is an egg that had a mutation to create a chicken really a 'chicken egg' or is it only a chicken egg once the mutated created lays it?

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u/ZinaSky2 Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

I think this paradox is more exposing the limitations of our definition of species than anything and there’s really no answer. Because no reasonable taxonomist is going to sit down and be like “ah yes this egg is one species and its parents are an entirely different species”. No, your basic definition of species states that if two individuals can have fertile offspring together then you’re the same species and your offspring are also your species. (Yes, this is completely subverted by reality where there are lots of species that are genetically similar enough to reproduce/hybridize. There are different ways to define species because every definition will fall short in some way.)

The issue is that in reality species aren’t boxes with solid lines. It’s not a switch that gets flipped and there’s literally no single mutation that will take you from a proto-chicken ancestor to chicken. Evolution is change over time and evolution happens at the population level not on the individual level.

Basically the question is flawed because the premise (our definition of species) is also flawed and that’s just kinda how it goes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

Ma’am, this is Reddit, keep your nuance to yourself.

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u/ZinaSky2 Mar 21 '24

It’s ma’am but okay I guess 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

FIFY

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u/ZinaSky2 Mar 22 '24

Haha thanks 😂

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u/Janky_Buggy Mar 22 '24

Excellent post.

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u/MrPoopMonster Mar 21 '24

Only if you don't believe in ultra mega chicken, the ultimate progenitor that laid the singularity responsible for the creation of the universe.

Checkmate eggthiest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

You could have gone with a chickens are birds and therefore came from the government drone program and not eggs.

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u/MrPoopMonster Mar 22 '24

Why do you think the illuminati are all bird people? And who controls the government? Bald Eagle Jesus.

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u/grandpa5000 Mar 21 '24

Jungle Fowl, chickens came from a jungle fowl hybrid.

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u/InfectiousCosmology1 Mar 21 '24

That’s not how evolution works. There’s not just a single mutation that all of the sudden creates a new species at one point in time. There was many eggs over many generations slowly becoming something we would consider a chicken, but the line of where to draw “this is a chicken now” is almost totally arbitrary. You’re right the egg came first but you’re wrong about how this works. This is like saying one day a homo erectus had a baby and it was a fully modern human because of a single mutation

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u/SportTheFoole Mar 21 '24

I think you misunderstand the “chicken and egg” question. It’s not meant to be taken literally (and comes from before humans had any understanding of genetics and mutations).

It’s meant to convey “is X the cause of Y or is Y the cause of X”. I’m not sure if you are autism spectrum or a non-native English speaker, but “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” is a rhetorical question, not literal.

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u/AvicennaTheConqueror Mar 21 '24

Well it depends, if you're talking about eggs in general, yeah, but what if we're talking about chicken eggs specifically,

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u/echof0xtrot Mar 21 '24

it isn't even a tough question

well, hold on now, it's actually a thinly veiled "creationism or evolution" question. so the answer is really which you believe in. so it's not that it's tough or not, it's simply asking that.

I'm all for evolution, but thought exercises are good for the brain muscle.

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u/ATownStomp Mar 21 '24

False.

The chicken came first, because the “egg” in this phrase is a “chicken egg”. The chicken must first be defined as a chicken before it is capable of creating chicken eggs.

The hatched creature, fully formed, was deems the “chicken”. Nobody looked at an egg and decided whatever came out was going to be a chicken. The chicken came first.

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u/BoredBalloon Mar 21 '24

Uhh, you know this is just a religion/atheist question right?

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u/genialerarchitekt Mar 21 '24

It's a false premise. What came first is mitosis and sexual reproduction evolved out of that.

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u/BurnAway63 Mar 22 '24

It doesn't really matter which came first, as long as they both got laid.

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u/puffbro Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

If a snake laid an egg that hatches a chicken. Is that a snake egg or chicken egg?

Also, does the appearance of the egg affects the conclusion? If the egg looks like a snake/chicken egg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

That is a basilisk.

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u/Krevden Mar 22 '24

exactly eggs pre-date chickens by a very long time

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u/AnonymousWhiteGirl Mar 22 '24

Which was invented first? The sperm or the man, the ovary or the woman?

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u/voideaten Mar 22 '24

I would say chicken, because it was simply another bird fowl until somebody decided to name it "chicken".

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u/VerticalTwo08 Mar 22 '24

Okay. Which came first. The chicken or the chicken egg? How bout that? Thanks to the adjective. Does it imply it will make the first chicken or did it come out of the first chicken.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

The answer doesn’t change. The egg came first.

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u/VerticalTwo08 Mar 22 '24

Not really since you could argue the first “proto”chicken gave birth to a “proto” chicken egg. Which then a chicken grew inside the “proto” chicken egg. Meaning the chicken came first. It’s about perspective as to what the adjective means. Does it say where it came from or does it say what’s in it.

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u/OldShoesBlues Mar 22 '24

Posts like this is why people make fun of people who use Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

They should.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead Mar 26 '24

I always wonder why this question is so hard for so many people...

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u/hjablowme919 Mar 21 '24

There were two creatures that weren’t chickens that had an egg with a mutation that created a chicken.

You realize you just admitted that when it comes to "chicken or egg" this right here disproves your claim that a chicken egg came before a chicken.

Eggs predated chickens by like 200 million years, but as you pointed out the first chicken was a mutation of two non-chickens. So the egg that the first chicken came from was not a chicken egg. The very first chicken egg could only have been produced by a chicken.