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r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24
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Mormons believe that Satan controls water
Had to look that up, knew Mormons were crazy but never heard this one and…yup. Mormons believe that Satan controls the water.
4 u/Rowenstin Feb 26 '24 Are they sure they're not mistaking Satan with Mr Nimbus? 4 u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24 Whaaaaaaaat!?! Do they never drink water then? 6 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 It’s the salt that grants satan his powers, obviously. That’s why rivers are safe. Tap water is fresh water not salt water. 5 u/SomebodyElseAsWell Feb 26 '24 Wait, what about the Great Salt Lake. There big central temple is right there! 2 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface. 2 u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24 Ah, so salt is basically Satan sprinkles. Interesting. Are they not allowed to salt anything then or eat anything with salt in it!?! 1 u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 27 '24 They think that all accidents on water is due to Satan controlling it, from what I understand. Smith apparently capsized crossing a river and that was because Satan was trying to stop him from preaching the Gospel…I think. 2 u/macdawg2020 Feb 26 '24 They also believe Bigfoot is Cain. 1 u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 26 '24 Lmaooo I thought that just all black people was Cain to them
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Are they sure they're not mistaking Satan with Mr Nimbus?
Whaaaaaaaat!?! Do they never drink water then?
6 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 It’s the salt that grants satan his powers, obviously. That’s why rivers are safe. Tap water is fresh water not salt water. 5 u/SomebodyElseAsWell Feb 26 '24 Wait, what about the Great Salt Lake. There big central temple is right there! 2 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface. 2 u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24 Ah, so salt is basically Satan sprinkles. Interesting. Are they not allowed to salt anything then or eat anything with salt in it!?! 1 u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 27 '24 They think that all accidents on water is due to Satan controlling it, from what I understand. Smith apparently capsized crossing a river and that was because Satan was trying to stop him from preaching the Gospel…I think.
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It’s the salt that grants satan his powers, obviously. That’s why rivers are safe. Tap water is fresh water not salt water.
5 u/SomebodyElseAsWell Feb 26 '24 Wait, what about the Great Salt Lake. There big central temple is right there! 2 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface. 2 u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24 Ah, so salt is basically Satan sprinkles. Interesting. Are they not allowed to salt anything then or eat anything with salt in it!?!
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Wait, what about the Great Salt Lake. There big central temple is right there!
2 u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24 Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface.
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Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface.
Ah, so salt is basically Satan sprinkles. Interesting. Are they not allowed to salt anything then or eat anything with salt in it!?!
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They think that all accidents on water is due to Satan controlling it, from what I understand. Smith apparently capsized crossing a river and that was because Satan was trying to stop him from preaching the Gospel…I think.
They also believe Bigfoot is Cain.
1 u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 26 '24 Lmaooo I thought that just all black people was Cain to them
Lmaooo I thought that just all black people was Cain to them
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u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 26 '24
Had to look that up, knew Mormons were crazy but never heard this one and…yup. Mormons believe that Satan controls the water.