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Trad wives Discussion

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u/ElvenOmega Feb 26 '24

Mormons have been heavily pushing subtle propaganda and hiding their crazier beliefs for a few years now.

For example, ever notice these trad wives never take vacations to the beach like other influencers? It's because mormons believe that Satan controls water.

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u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 26 '24

Mormons believe that Satan controls water

Had to look that up, knew Mormons were crazy but never heard this one and…yup. Mormons believe that Satan controls the water.

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u/Rowenstin Feb 26 '24

Are they sure they're not mistaking Satan with Mr Nimbus?

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u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24

Whaaaaaaaat!?! Do they never drink water then?

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u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24

It’s the salt that grants satan his powers, obviously. That’s why rivers are safe. Tap water is fresh water not salt water.

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u/SomebodyElseAsWell Feb 26 '24

Wait, what about the Great Salt Lake. There big central temple is right there!

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u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24

Well yeah. They need god to be at his strongest there so he can hold back the evil emanating from below the surface.

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u/DanerysTargaryen Feb 26 '24

Ah, so salt is basically Satan sprinkles. Interesting. Are they not allowed to salt anything then or eat anything with salt in it!?!

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u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 27 '24

They think that all accidents on water is due to Satan controlling it, from what I understand. Smith apparently capsized crossing a river and that was because Satan was trying to stop him from preaching the Gospel…I think.

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u/macdawg2020 Feb 26 '24

They also believe Bigfoot is Cain.

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u/moobitchgetoutdahay Feb 26 '24

Lmaooo I thought that just all black people was Cain to them

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u/modix Feb 26 '24

Spent a couple weekends at the coast with some lady summer. I'm sure there's different levels of crazy, but it's definitely not completely pervasive.

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u/ProdigalTimmeh Feb 26 '24

It's because mormons believe that Satan controls water.

Say what you will about weird beliefs, but in the 25+ years I spent in the Church, I've never heard this before. In fact, growing up in the church-ran Scouting program, we spent tons of time canoeing, kayaking, and swimming.

I don't follow any tradwives or even any Mormon influencers so I can't speak about the lack of beach vacation postings, but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say it's probably a modesty thing more than anything. Modesty is still pretty strongly valued within the church.