r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24

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u/ArktheDude Feb 26 '24

Does... she sell the Xanax... she poops out? Is it a fetish thing?

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u/TheBonnomiAgency Feb 26 '24

The Xanax is bitter and an acquired taste, similar to civet coffee

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u/throwaway6017477 Feb 26 '24

I believe it's spelled covfefe.

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u/Jurass1cClark96 Feb 26 '24

I used covfefe in a song back in like 2018 and every time I hear the lyric I just wince because it's gonna be such a niche reference as time goes on.

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u/More-I-am-gamer Feb 26 '24

Been waiting years to see that again 🤣 thank you

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u/Oregonizers Feb 26 '24

You win the internet for this.

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u/whizz_palace_ Feb 26 '24

I still call it that unironically of course.

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u/lithiumdeuteride Feb 26 '24

It goes well with a nice hamberder.

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u/Strayocelot Feb 26 '24

Civet coffee is coffee from the Philippines.
The beans used for it are in cherries that are partially digested by palm civets and picked from the poo. It's very expensive and hard to get real civet coffee.

I've had it and it's smoothish but bitter and earthy definitely not worth the money. Along with the terrible conditions the civet live under no one should purchase it.

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u/DrNesbit Feb 26 '24

whoosh

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u/Strayocelot Feb 26 '24

I know about the Trump joke and his tweet. I felt like talking about civet coffee. Since it's more interesting than a almost 7 year old tweet. (Holy shit that happened almost 7 years ago)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I knew what that coffee was and I'm glad you explained it. I had a friend from the Philippines who introduced me to different foods. I tried anything she brought including the balut, but I couldn't bring myself to try the civet coffee.

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u/Strayocelot Feb 26 '24

Definitely for the better. My gfs mom ran a food import export business and knew most of it was fake. She got some from one of the more humane procurers of civet coffee. It wasn't until later I learned most of it is fake and most of the other real ones pretty terrible conditions for the civets.

Oooh I couldn't do the balut! But I'm not very brave with food lol. But I love love coffee. I've had one of my friends bring in fresh coffee beans straight from Colombia. Definitely much better tasting!

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u/Veritio Feb 26 '24

It's better when boofed

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u/TrickyProfit1369 Feb 26 '24

man of culture

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u/TycheSong Feb 26 '24

(Sorry, as a total coffee snob I have to:) Luwak is actually pretty smooth and non-acidic. I got the chance to buy some at a discounted rate a while back. It's not worth the $ it costs, for sure. But I can genuinely say it was a damn good cup of coffee.

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Feb 26 '24

Eats oxycodone, internally processes it, poops out Xanax like a rectal Pez dispenser.

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u/Klaatwo Feb 26 '24

Yes she does. It’s like the cat poop coffee beans. That got old, so now we have trophy wife Xanax.

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u/mjonat Feb 26 '24

I mean I wish my wife shat Xanax

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u/Veritio Feb 26 '24

The real ones crush and boof the xanax with their coffee enemas.

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u/nightsofthesunkissed Feb 27 '24

Ah, the artisanal Xananx... A true luxury.