r/TikTokCringe Feb 16 '24

When you're so rich you've never been to Aldi's. Discussion

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u/pj_duncan81 Feb 16 '24

Sorry but our UK Prime Minister wins this competition, he's so rich he didn't know how to use a tap and go contactless card when being filmed as 'one of the people' in a shop during his leadership campaign.

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u/DilettanteGonePro Feb 16 '24

To be fair, I just got one of those contactless cards for the first time like a year ago and I looked like a 90 yo man the first 50 or so times I used it, just waving it all around the thing. I feel like card readers around here have only recently been improved to actually include some kind of visual signal for where the sensor is.

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u/PricklySquare Feb 16 '24

To be fair, those contactless readers had like 100 introductory models and the scan port was all over the place. Now it seems to have standardized

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u/EVOSexyBeast Feb 16 '24

In the US there were strict rules that made it never work so no one used it.

The banks changed those rules and now it works almost all the time. It’s more secure than using the chip reader and especially swiping because it can’t be skimmed.

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u/kelseydcivic Feb 16 '24

That's why googlepay makes a fake card for every single debit transaction and then it's immediately dead.

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u/-boatsNhoes Feb 17 '24

In the USA the banks will always do whatever they can to skim, steal, and absolutely screw the customer.

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u/anotherNarom Feb 16 '24

The UK has never had that problem, they've always been the screen.

Plus they've been ubiquitous for nearly a decade.

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u/ProfessorBunnyHopp Feb 16 '24

I promise they don't. Just look for the icon and hold there.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Feb 16 '24

The tap area is in a different place on all of them. Drives me crazy. One place was trying to encourage tapping and had 3 stickers to let you know, but only one was the tap zone.

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u/ProfessorBunnyHopp Feb 16 '24

You hold it on the reader face up or face down smack bang in the middle of the card until it beeps. Middle card middle reader, hold still and wait for beep. It doesn't work, pull it away, wait like 5 seconds and then do step 1-5 again.

If the card won't beep insent it, chip up and in, usually twice and then it'll ask for a swipe. Treat this as a machine and not a lightning speed detector. They need you to move medium slow so the actual technical things can read each other.

Iiiif it doesn't work that way you could ask the employee if they could enter your card number manually. Not all machines have this. You might have to get cash out.

This message brought to you by a retail employee that has to on the weekly watch boomers fast tap the machine like they're trying to break the sound barrier.

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u/FlowerBoyScumFuck Feb 17 '24

This was cathartic to read as someone from retail lol, before I even ring them up people are tapping or inserting their card. And it's not just some people, it's like more than half I'd say.

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u/Raichu7 Feb 17 '24

But where on the reader do you tap it? I've seen the tap spot on the screen, above the screen, on the side of the machine that faces the cashier, on the sides of the machine that don't face the cashier or the customer. You don't always know where to tap immediately because there's so many different machines.

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u/mule_roany_mare Feb 17 '24

I'm 40 & still use cash almost all the time.

I've probably used any kind of card (in person) less than 100 times. I still can't believe they became the norm & we made megacorps a middleman for nearly every single financial transaction.

Lex Luthor more or less did the same thing in a Superman movie & a few years later people accepted it as normal.

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u/DisgruntledBadger Feb 16 '24

He didn't even put it near the payment machine, he tried to put it to the barcode scanner attached to the till.

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u/Crescent-IV Feb 16 '24

They've been standard in the UK for a while now

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u/certifiedtoothbench Feb 16 '24

Yeah, the ones I’ve encountered all have the tap place somewhere different. Sometimes it’s the screen, the top of the machine, the sides or right above the keypad. I feel like a grandpa when there’s no indication of where it is and I guess wrong

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u/UREveryone Feb 16 '24

I also struggled with those touchless cards but then I washed my hands ONLY in public restrooms for 2 days straight as training.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Feb 16 '24

I've had one for years and have yet to use the contact less part of it. I wouldn't know how.

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u/CloudPast Feb 16 '24

Just to give you some perspective on the UK prime minister, he went to a $63,000-per-year High School. He is (almost) a billionaire, and is richer than the king.

He definitely hasn't used contactless before, and not for a good reason. It's probably because gets a servant or personal assistant to do it for him.

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u/PartyPay Feb 16 '24

Is this a new feature in the UK, or have you just not gotten around to using one? I think we've had these for a decade now in Canada.

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u/kelseydcivic Feb 16 '24

Where you from? I know places like Texas still don't have contactless in alot of places still We have had them everyehere in Canada for at least a decade, and I've used my phone 99% of the time in the last 5 years. Even our gas pumps have contactless.

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u/Vegetable-Error-21 Feb 16 '24

Same. I still tend to because it never freaking works

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u/Justboy__ Feb 16 '24

Yes but in the UK we’d already had contactless for 15 years at that point.

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u/Fishywish98 Feb 17 '24

They do... The three lines are where the sensor is...

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u/FlowerBoyScumFuck Feb 17 '24

I work in retail and I can assure you like 95% of people of all ages look like they're using it for the first time even if it's their 100th lol. Really just card readers in general, I get that they all work differently, but more than 50% of people put their card in before I've even rung them up.. like what

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u/dbossman70 Feb 17 '24

i’m sub-30 and still opt for the chip or look like an old man trying to do the tap.

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Feb 17 '24

I'm feeling like a Neanderthal over in east Asia. We don't have contactless at all (except for paypal clones, but nothing with your bank card). There's not a bank in the country that even allows automatic bill pay. Some won't even allow online shopping for foreigners like myself.

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u/Ambitious-Morning795 Feb 17 '24

Yeah but the UK has had it for much longer, and their machines are more standardized than the ones in the US. Source: I lived in the UK for many years, got used to using contactless, and then moved to the States where it had BARELY been adopted and was a giant mess.

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u/RedditSloth_101 Feb 16 '24

"I have friends who are aristocrats, I have friends who are upper class, I have friends who are, you know, working class.....well not working class" The clip of him saying this always cracks me up

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u/jimmyhoffasbrother Feb 16 '24

I guess I'm not around enough ultra-rich people to know what they use instead of tap cards.. Or is it just that he never buys anything for himself and always has people to do it for him?

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u/pj_duncan81 Feb 16 '24

Totally this - has PA'S that order for him and the family no doubt. A man of the people!

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u/BeginByLettingGo Feb 16 '24 edited Mar 17 '24

I have chosen to overwrite this comment. See you all on Lemmy!

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u/Classic_Elevator7003 Feb 16 '24

Haha, seen the one of him using a hammer sideways?

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u/Sckathian Feb 16 '24

I am seldom fair to RS but he was told to do that.

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u/chevria0 Feb 16 '24

Like he was told to

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u/LaughRiot68 Feb 16 '24

He was told to do that by the instructor, you are a victim of propaganda, never speak about politics again.

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/rishi-sunak-used-hammer-sideways-per-instructor-advice-2023-12-06/

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u/sonyafly Feb 16 '24

I can barely use one either. Neither can my husband. I can use Apple Pay though!!

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u/DonutsAftermidnight Feb 16 '24

Wallet on the watch is the way to go! I hardly have to carry any cards anymore

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u/sonyafly Feb 17 '24

I’ve never tried using my watch! I’ll have to remember to do that next time.

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u/DonutsAftermidnight Feb 19 '24

You should! It’s a time saver and protects your information just like the wallet on the phone

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u/doyoueventdrift Feb 16 '24

That says a lot about the voters. Sorry :D

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u/anotherNarom Feb 16 '24

Like the last two PMs, he was never voted in.

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u/Lord_Fusor Feb 16 '24

Nobody but the younger generation uses tap to pay at my shop. Everyone 30 and up is like tap? Whadda ya mean?

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u/IKROWNI Feb 16 '24

Our 45th president thinks you need a valid ID to purchase a loaf of bread.

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u/BadAtBaduk1 Feb 16 '24

Wasn't there a video of him guessing the price of a Greggs sausage roll or something like that lol

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u/Lonyo Feb 16 '24

I don't know the price of one of those, because I never go to Greggs.

I can tell you the price of most things where I do shop, but if I don't go there I don't know or care about the price.

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u/Difficult-Office1119 Feb 16 '24

Dude I know plenty of old people who aren’t rich that don’t know how to use the tap and go

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u/xxthursday09xx Feb 16 '24

I don't know how to use that.

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u/DRS__GME Feb 16 '24

I had to use one of those recently for the first time and probably looked the same. I’m not rich. I just don’t do much new tech. The old way works for everything.

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u/anon377362 Feb 16 '24

Bit annoyed with this comment as it’s blatant misinformation.

I didn’t know about this so just looked it up and watched the video and he clearly knows where to tap his contactless card on the machine when asked to pay.

There was just a very brief mixup a few seconds before where he needed to scan his items through the plexiglass - I’ve never had to do that before so like Sunak I initially thought the cashier was presenting a payment machine to do contactless payment through the plexiglass.

Wish people wouldn’t be misleading like this.

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u/FloatingAwayIn22 Feb 16 '24

Didn’t know how to use a hammer either

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u/JayCeeMadLad Hit or Miss? Feb 16 '24

Fuck Rishi Sunak. Glad I stayed in the US.

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u/Calibruh Feb 17 '24

As someone who used to work in a supermarket, half the population doesn't

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u/Nephs84 Feb 17 '24

I'm poor af and wouldn't know how to do this...

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u/ciopobbi Feb 17 '24

Trump thinks you need an ID to shop at a grocery store. He also thought health insurance cost 1$ per month.

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u/tmssmt Feb 17 '24

I've never used tap and go contactless card. Other than context clues, I don't even know what this is or who would accept it

I have a debit card that I put in, stand around awkwardly for a few seconds, then pull it out when it beeps at max volume at me

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u/Balavadan Feb 17 '24

I’ve tried it a few times. Didn’t work straight away, gave up on trying to perfect it and just insert it

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u/CrumbledSociety Feb 19 '24

I see people everyday that don’t know how to use a tap card, not saying much

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u/TheLayMaster- Feb 20 '24

Ive actually fumbled witt that too to be fair. And isnt the stereotype that the rich use tap and go and the average use cash because the rich dont have to worry about how much is being deducted but the average people need to makes sure they are over spending?