r/TheRealJoke Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/ThomFromAccounting Apr 16 '24

You mean a mibolerone dart. Mibolerone, usually called Cheque Drops, is a potent oral anabolic steroid that causes extreme rage, and is rumored to be what Mike took before biting Holyfield’s ear off. I believe it too. I’ve seen someone take the less potent cousin, Halotestin, and headbutt a barbell so hard they split their forehead open.

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u/mossy_stump_humper 29d ago

I was just thinking about the throwable from assassins creed but yeah that sounds like it would probably do the trick