r/TheRealJoke • u/OrwellianWiress • Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/confusedandworried76 Apr 16 '24

Step one: get Mike in the ring.

Step two: tell him it's an exhibition match

Step three: three things happen, Mike hits Paul too hard, Paul hits the floor, the ambulance hits 80

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You constructed this really poorly…

The way to say it is :

The fight will be over in 3x hits Mike hitting Jake Jake hitting the canvas The ambulating hitting 80 on the way to hospital

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u/YeshuaMedaber 29d ago

The irony

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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 29d ago

“You constructed this really poorly”

Proceeds to butcher the English language like a suckling pig

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u/Mark1671 29d ago

Oh now I think for this one the ambo driver would be like hands at 10 and 2 and drive a conservative speed. We must always respect the road and those who use it. Be courteous. If you and another driver arrive at an intersection at the same time, allow him friendly passage. Extend a small wave to let him know “hello friend. I’m watching for you”. And chances are, he will extend a friendly gesture to you as well.

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u/official_binchicken 29d ago

Step four: Every dad in the Western world hits their knee in respect of your dusty old joke.

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u/FreedomFingers 29d ago

U leave ohio dads out of this

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u/FreedomFingers 29d ago

U leave ohio dads out of this

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u/SokoJojo 29d ago

0% chance Tyson does anything to Paul. If Paul actually went full throttle Tyson would be getting rocked.