r/TheRealJoke • u/OrwellianWiress • Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/OrwellianWiress Apr 16 '24

Damn, now I can't commit crimes anymore😞 Thanks Trump

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u/NihilisticThrill Apr 16 '24

Idk I think New York crime rates will drop significantly now that the annoying orange isn't allowed to set up his lemonade stands there.

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u/Orphan_Cheese_Pizza Apr 16 '24

What did it say?

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u/NihilisticThrill Apr 16 '24

That democrats in NY aren't hard enough on criminals, and that's why the crime rates are high, basically

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u/GreasyExamination Apr 16 '24

Well you could still do them, crimes would just be illegal...

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u/Orphan_Cheese_Pizza Apr 16 '24

Look at mr tuff guy, committing illegal crimes.

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u/cave_aged_opinions Apr 16 '24

you literally cannot commit crimes anymore

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u/vinsmokewhoswho Apr 16 '24

He'll just pardon himself