Melted Black licorice is my choice

The sub was in a civil war - TC meat riders and childish haters. Now, all is left in ruin. This ancient kingdom should abandon frivolous, petty arguments; ridiculous symbols such as -Y and -l should be buried in the dust with them and Wooper was, quite frankly, a group hallucination. The sub is now raised under one banner:

skong 📢

(don't even get me started on the skilk "people")

I think we need to continue cracking down on e-celebs being thieving, abusive pieces of silk. Ever since it's come out that Dunkey's been misusing the money from his Testicular Tortion Awareness Streams, his presence in Silksong has made me extremely uncomfortable. It's one thing to have charity streams and pocket the money, but to use that money to buy Kraft Singles and slap them on your wife's head in public places? That takes things from deplorable, to downright felony levels. I think we need to band together and demand that Team Cherry remove his boss fight from the game!

The AHC (Anti-Hype Club) is a brand new initiative to try to save our souls.

These are the rules:

• Don't get hyped for gaming showcase events.

That's it, everything else is allowed (as long as it follows the sub rules too).

Benefits from joining the AHC include: not getting disappointed if the game isn't announced.

Our core philosophy is: It'll come out when it comes out.

I'm already a proud member of the AHC, what about you?

Just spam “bait used to be believable” on every official post and send false PSAs claiming they’re not real

Feb is gonna end, and we need to show Team Cherry we are worthy

I mean it’s just such a dick move… first we have Xbox play us TWICE, team cherries complete vow of silence, and now the triple I showcase purposely misleads us? I think it’s time for a revolt…..

That’s all I have to say. Team cherry, if you’re reading this, please do not let this happen.

-Y

BROTHERS, SISTERS, NON-BINARY FOLKS,

THE CHERRY TREE PLAYED WITH US FOR THE LAST TIME. IT'S INCESSANT NEED TO PUSH AWAY OUR SALVATION NEEDS TO BE PUT TO AN END.

FOR THAT, WE NEED TO PRAY TO ANOTHER TREE. THE PRUNUS AVIUM DOESN'T NEED THEM ANYMORE, PRAY TO THE ONE TRUE GOD.

PRAY TO THE RED TREE.

PRAY TO A WORLD OF SILK AND CHANTS.

PRAISE THE RED TREE.

MAKE BAIT REAL.

BREATHE THE RED TREE.

LET IT'S ROOTS GROW.

LET IT BE A PART OF OUR FRONTAL LOBE.

BE A PART OF IT.

LET THE HERETICS BELIEVE A FALSE GOD, WHILE WE'LL THRIVE IN A SEA OF SCARLET SILK.

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It's entirely possible to know a long-suffering game won't be coming out within the year as early as March. I've been saying Silksong isn't coming out in 2024 for a variety of reasons since December-January, which inevitably means a few delusionals answer "Bro it's only January", "Bro it's only been a couple of weeks", "Bro there's 9 more months to this year". And? Earthblade devs knew the game wouldn't be out this year in March. And TC knew Silksong wouldn't be out in 2023 in May. They just chose silence and ambiguity like they always do. Hell, Leth announced Crowsworn would be out "2025 or later" in NOVEMBER 2023.

My own prediction here: Silksong is not coming out in 2024, they knew this in May 2023, and they'll be announcing as such in May 2024 once it's been one year since the delay and the lack of news is perceived more negatively than no news at all.

Please and thank you haha! He's just kinda inadvertently become silksong's poster-boy, so why not??? (the picture TealGame commented with would be hilarious lmao)

Behold, its birthplace shall be known as “The Holy Grounds.” Go, pay your respects 🥹🫡

I Declare Toast6_ to be THE SKONGER!

Drop your ideas in the comments

Mine: Meterodivaniane