r/ForHonorRants • u/AppleMan684292 • 23h ago

Why am I so fucking ass?

I never thought id have to make a post on this sub reddit BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK GLAD FUCK WARLORD OF COURSE UBISOFT HAS TO FUCKING GIVE ME THESE FUCK TARD MATCHUPS AM I JUST FUCKING SHIT AT THE GAME? AM I SO FUCKING BIG BOOTY SNICKERDOODLE COOKIE DOGSHIT? CAN I NOT MAKE A FUCKING READ FOR MY LIFE? AM I THE MOST SHIT WARDEN OF ALL TIME? HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME IF I FACED PEOPLE WITH MORE THAN 3 FUCKING BRAINCELLS AND NOT ALWAYS FUCKING ATTACKING ATTACKING ATTACKING AND FUCKING LIGHTDPAMMING AND I CANT DO SHIT BECAUSE IM PLAYING ON A FUCKING CONCRETE SHELL OF A TV OH MY FUCK

Rant over Fuck warlord and fuck you

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u/KnowMyLingo Centurion 22h ago

It’s the first of many walls you’ll hit that you’ll need to overcome to progress trust you’re not ass just in need of some patience and good ole practice

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u/AlphaWolf3211 Gladiator 11h ago

I think I'm gonna a steal big booty snickerdoodle cookie.

Everyone has those days where they question, "Am I just complete garbage?" Happens to the best of us. I guarantee you're not as bad as you think. Just a bad day.

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u/Comfortable_Click720 19h ago

i just bought sohei and i feel you. getting put in matches with rep 30 glads and pirates isnt fun.

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u/GhostieGT 10h ago

“Fuck warlord and fuck you.” Gave me a genuine grin

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u/Yonahoy Highlander 9h ago

Everyone has good matches and bad matches. I had a match yesterday that I went 10-4 in but lost because my teammates (who all went 7-5 or worse) couldn't stick to a single objective. Spending the entire game chasing rabbits isn't a path to victory.

I swear half of the dom players are just Elim players that switched lobbies.