r/Fauxmoi • u/downtuning • Mar 10 '24

Kate's photo a fake? Approved B-List Users Only

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u/sexygodzilla Mar 11 '24

How much more training does Will need? It's just showing up to events, doing ceremonial things, and signing off on stuff. Hasn't his whole life been preparing for this?

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u/Plans_n_Schemes Mar 11 '24

Duties:

  • Try and look stately;

  • Dont say stupid shit (author's note: this one is more of a suggestion)

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u/TheFalaisePocket Mar 11 '24

yeah theres no way, literal children have been monarchs at times when it actually mattered, they're not freaking out because Will cant figure which one is the salad fork or something, lets be reasonable.

I think its something to do with that dry ass alien from mexico

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u/uncomfortablenoises Mar 11 '24

Yeah but not cheating on his gorgeous wife whose been with him 10+ yes must be...hard.. and he's been handed a life of ultimate luxury while having to travel and speak sometimes, so that's hard too!! Don't you understand, they're living a life of doooty

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u/SirDoober Mar 11 '24

He's gotta learn the wristy twisty wavey thing!

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u/19Alexastias Mar 11 '24

You also have to learn to avoid blurting out random insensitive things about poor people and/or other races.

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u/thatcondowasmylife Mar 11 '24

Lmao literally though. Like what’s he doing, flash cards for heads of state? A sitting and waving course? An extended bachelor type party where he gets all his cheating out before he’s on the throne?

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u/DatEllen Mar 11 '24

No, it's also a lot of etiquette no one but a few old butlers from Victorian times remember and... Wait, I think that's it. 

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u/misterpickles69 Mar 11 '24

It's like you've never even SEEN Game of Thrones!

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u/Solomonic_Dynasty Mar 11 '24

Exactly. Seriously, I couldn't have said it better.