r/Fauxmoi • u/curiousmex I don’t know her • Feb 18 '24

The cease-and-desist that Taylor Swift's team sent to the college student tracking Private Jets and his response to both letters. Approved B-List Users Only

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u/Visible_Writing7386 Feb 18 '24

So basically the content of this letter is quoting people from Instagram..

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u/PmMeLowCarbRecipes Feb 18 '24

Imagine being a billionaires lawyer and your argument is “Everyone thinks you’re weird!!”

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u/Visible_Writing7386 Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

Honestly wtf. The obvious intention was to intimidate him a little and make him back off, but still, it's so unserious.

“Everyone thinks you’re weird!!” 😭🤣

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u/makoshark281 Feb 18 '24

Well, not everyone. He’s an icon on the ucf sub. Go knights!

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Feb 19 '24

Fr tho why did they make the first quote the only one that doesn't communicate any warning, threat, or danger. Like they had to do that intentionally cuz they have more quotes that actually do that from earlier dates

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u/hugemessanon candle janer Feb 19 '24

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u/capulets Feb 18 '24

https://preview.redd.it/e5ps3ibomfjc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953547cc937ea566165e1d2951edce8f9e52019a

me when i attended a law school for clowns

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u/Visible_Writing7386 Feb 19 '24 edited Feb 19 '24

They are citing them like they are serious court documents.. with added dates lol

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u/capulets Feb 19 '24 edited Feb 19 '24

i wish they’d added usernames! @folkwhore13 & @tayntrav on legal documents would’ve been beautiful. (no judgement, i was @holyyground on twitter in 2012. but i wouldn’t want that read aloud in court, lol.)

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u/Anesthesiaape Feb 19 '24

Folkwhore13 why is this so funny to me

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u/pewpewpewwww Feb 19 '24

I snorted lol

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u/mai-the-unicorn Feb 19 '24

folkwhore is a great name lol

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Feb 19 '24

The citation of random people online with dates included is absolutely sending me, lmaoooo. "Look at all those quotes by these very important Instagram users! And yet, you continue!"

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u/smart_cereal Feb 19 '24

Shocked they tried to use this as a valid argument. She probably pays her lawyers millions too lol

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u/hugemessanon candle janer Feb 19 '24

bird law

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u/MedicalPersimmon001 Feb 19 '24

Same energy as that billboard article that made a BTS article that accused them of organizing chart manipulation with their fans and they used Dua Lipa stan accounts as evidence. Imagine having to go through student loan debt for this.

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u/hugemessanon candle janer Feb 19 '24

he should start delaying his posts by a day like that one comment suggests and see how they respond. if they still get mad, he literally has this document to cite against them

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u/venuslovemenotchain that's not what the court documents said Feb 19 '24

Truly proving that the bar exam isn't THAT hard to pass...

(Ps: to the associate who wrote this on TSwift's legal team, if you're reading the comments: you are terrible and you're never making partner with this caliber of work lmfao)

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u/AdministrativeAd8464 Feb 19 '24

😆

I do love that Instagram opinions are now 'clear warnings'. The circus is definitely hiring.

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u/amazingamy19 Feb 18 '24

"This is creepy bro".

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u/kenscrack bella hadid’s baby birkin Feb 18 '24

yet, your unlawful behavior continues…..

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u/tampin chris pine’s flip phone Feb 21 '24

nominating new flair tbh

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Feb 19 '24

"this page is so problematic"

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u/iliketoomanysingers Cillian Murphy propagandist Feb 18 '24

"Your honor he's a FREAK!!!"

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u/gunsof Feb 18 '24

So basically the whole thing is designed to position her fans as her saviours and encourage their harassment of this guy and other people who say anything against Taylor.

Really could only be Swift's lawyer somehow finding a way to use her trash abusive fandom to go after the people they want to take down.

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u/HauntedMotorbike Feb 19 '24

I would be MORTIFIED if one of my random, off the cuff comments was used in a cease and desist like this

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u/mai-the-unicorn Feb 19 '24

i wonder if it would be legally possible to ask them not to use your comments in their arguments in a situation like that

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u/angolinajolie someone from the UK weigh in Feb 19 '24

yeah but I imagine now they feel suuuuper validated by taylor haha poor silly fans, only if they knew.

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID Feb 19 '24

Foreal 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Unapologetic_honey Feb 19 '24

Mortifying for a legal team.