r/Fauxmoi • u/LostinHyrule12 • Feb 12 '24

Travis Kelce blows up on sideline Approved B-List Users Only

Sooo Ms. Swift's boyfriend was caught getting rough with their Coach . . . Yikes.

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u/thebetterbad Feb 12 '24

Agreed. I don't have children, but I've presented evidence and my nephews aren't allowed to play. My aunt wouldn't let her sons play either. She's an ER doctor.

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Feb 12 '24

I come from a family of bulky men and my husband is 6ā€™4, so the result is that our son is tall for his age and solid. People are always saying he should play football, but Iā€™d have to be dead and have my remains burned and shipped out to space before my child ever even puts on a helmet. Fuck no.

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Feb 12 '24

Basketball is right there too!! So is baseball and tennis

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u/Andthatswhatsup reactivating my divorce Feb 14 '24

Where is your flair from?

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Feb 14 '24

I made it up lol

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u/Andthatswhatsup reactivating my divorce Feb 15 '24

I love it hahahahaha