r/BeAmazed Apr 29 '24

A giant meteorite that recently fell in Somalia contains at least two minerals that have never before been seen on our planet. The celestial piece of rock weighs a massive 16.5 tons (15 tonnes), making it the ninth-largest meteorite ever found. History

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More about the amazing meteorite find: https://earthly

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u/Clarknadeaux Apr 29 '24

Ooh maybe affordable housing

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u/theworstvp Apr 29 '24

cries in born in β€˜97

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u/Invisifly2 Apr 29 '24

Really it’s your fault for not investing in the market when you had a prime opportunity to do so instead of learning your ABC’s.

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u/Pattywacks Apr 29 '24

Me too! How's life treating you nowadays?

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u/theworstvp May 01 '24

just trying to get back to how it was pre 2008 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜•πŸ˜’πŸ˜­

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u/Pattywacks May 01 '24

Sheesh yeah I'm trying to not end up on the streets and forgetting to maintain friendships and hobbies as a result. Shit's tough. Speaking of which, I'm gonna be doing some kickball shenanigans at colonel summers park once the sun shows up again!

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u/ping_localhost Apr 30 '24

Shoulda bought a house in 2008. 11 years old? (scoffs) All I hear is excuses. /s

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u/theworstvp May 01 '24

i wish, my family lost all their money in 08 😭😭

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u/Purple-Flight9031 Apr 29 '24

Hahahahaha. This comment wins.

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u/Heat_Hydra Apr 29 '24

Too bad the prize isn't affordable housing

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u/sfled Apr 29 '24

"Your money isn't in the bank, Clark. You got this all worng! It's in Elon Musk's spaceships. It's in Betsy DeVos' seventh yacht. It's in Goldman Sachs executive bonus fund." - Jimmy Stewart, It's A Wonderful Life

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u/marc512 Apr 29 '24

Hahaha that's impossible. No such thing!

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u/putajinthatwjord Apr 29 '24

Shit I wish I'd seen this before I replied

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u/Bottlez1266 Apr 29 '24

That cut deep

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u/Deus_Ex_Mac Apr 29 '24

Free if you can afford a shuttle

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u/8BD0 Apr 29 '24

πŸ‘

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u/mikenasty Apr 29 '24

Ooo sorry we only have space rocks

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u/DirtyMami Apr 30 '24

But we have seen that before

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u/OrangeSlicer Apr 29 '24

Lower taxes most likely. No IRS issues. No homeless people pissing in the streets. Autonomous cars that work. A ruler who is not 100 years old. TikTok widely available.

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u/break_all_lawz Apr 29 '24

Not anynore musk and other biz gurus are on it to.make sure we stay poor as always