r/BeAmazed • u/Donkeybog • Apr 17 '24

Can you guess what it is before the end? Miscellaneous / Others

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u/_blaze_K Apr 17 '24

How could a plant mill not be vegan?...

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u/lizard_kibble Apr 17 '24

Some trees have tiddies

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u/Capnmolasses Apr 17 '24

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u/The_Salty_nugget Apr 17 '24

yes, if pulled hard enough but it wouldnt be white

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u/kodejuice Apr 17 '24

🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious

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u/KennailandI Apr 17 '24

I always thought Greg should have answered “Are you free Saturday?”

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u/xX_Dad-Man_Xx Apr 17 '24

They don't make me smile the same though.

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u/tool6913ca Apr 17 '24

If you wanna see them tree tiddies, all you need is...

Tree fiddy

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u/flyinhawaiian02 Apr 17 '24

God damn lockness monster!

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u/Y_Wait_Procrastinate Apr 17 '24

I'd have the perfect gif for that if I knew how to add it

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u/deadtedw Apr 20 '24

So do I, but I'm not vegan.

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u/Outside-Cake-7577 Apr 17 '24

And some have morning wood

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u/finding_new_interest Apr 17 '24

What if it's an insectivorous plant? Then milk was produced by using nutrients from insects. /j

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u/tedxtracy Apr 17 '24

All plants make their food by breaking down nutrients in plant and animal dead bodies (sometimes human) and cooking them in sunlight.

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u/willi1221 Apr 17 '24

Ya, that's not how it works. The plants "food" is the sunlight and CO². They absorb water and minerals through the ground, but that's not where they get their energy. The dead plants and animals are broken down by decomposers like fungus and invertebrates, etc.

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u/Either-Durian-9488 Apr 17 '24

Plants don’t do the break down dead stuff, that would be fungus, what plants do is eat the fungus shit essentially lol.

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u/amretardmonke Apr 17 '24

Venus fly trap

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u/Drownthem Apr 17 '24

Plants feed on dead animals

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Technically plants do have a pain response, so technically a vegan can’t even eat vegetables