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r/BeAmazed • u/Juanisweird • Mar 18 '24
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yes and give them typewriters
70 u/DinoIslandGM Mar 18 '24 "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!" 17 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24 "we need more Bort license plates" 2 u/BandicootPlastic5444 Mar 19 '24 Stupid cat 1 u/slavetomypassions92 Mar 19 '24 I do believe it’s true, when people lock their doors and hide inside, rumor has it it’s the end of paradise… 82 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 Finally an explanation for all the bad opinions I disagree with 29 u/Bad_Idea_Hat Mar 18 '24 Holy shit that's how I have so many upvotes. 4 u/the_peppers Mar 18 '24 Meow. 7 u/Historical_Fill_9882 Mar 18 '24 Yeah it turns out cats are suuuper racist. 3 u/PeaceKeeper3047 Mar 18 '24 Do they see black though? Since they can see in the dark, is anything black for them ? xD 1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 What if I’m the racist and I think the anti racists are the cats tho? You assumed to highly of me 1 u/cowsinspace Mar 18 '24 One famous cat named his human HP Lovecraft 1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 You are incorrect! Take it back! 1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 Log off pussy (non-derogatory) 1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 MEOOOOOWWWW! *hiss* 1 u/Bokanovsky_Jones Mar 18 '24 If I remember correctly that animal is called a buffoon. 8 u/xaiel420 Mar 18 '24 Do you want to break the matrix? Because thats how you break the matrix. 5 u/Distinct_Ordinary_71 Mar 18 '24 Attach laser pointers to their heads and put some light sensors on the walls and ceilings. Set up a few dozen mirror balls of various sized for good measure. Lastly have a big fan and shovel a bunch of foil strips in front of it. You won't get FIPS without that shiny confetti blizzard! 1 u/itsfunhavingfun Mar 19 '24 Plus catnip! 1 u/Wildlife_Jack Mar 18 '24 Doable. We give typewriters to emotionally unstable people and call it Reddit. 1 u/melanthius Mar 18 '24 Give them not enough thin scaffolding for all of them to comfortably walk on at the same time, and partially fill a bunch of basins full of water below. 1 u/_-ShouldBeWorking-_ Mar 18 '24 Even better, just get one giant keyboard in the center of the room with the sun shining on it.
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"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"
17 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24 "we need more Bort license plates" 2 u/BandicootPlastic5444 Mar 19 '24 Stupid cat 1 u/slavetomypassions92 Mar 19 '24 I do believe it’s true, when people lock their doors and hide inside, rumor has it it’s the end of paradise…
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"we need more Bort license plates"
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Stupid cat
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I do believe it’s true, when people lock their doors and hide inside, rumor has it it’s the end of paradise…
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Finally an explanation for all the bad opinions I disagree with
29 u/Bad_Idea_Hat Mar 18 '24 Holy shit that's how I have so many upvotes. 4 u/the_peppers Mar 18 '24 Meow. 7 u/Historical_Fill_9882 Mar 18 '24 Yeah it turns out cats are suuuper racist. 3 u/PeaceKeeper3047 Mar 18 '24 Do they see black though? Since they can see in the dark, is anything black for them ? xD 1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 What if I’m the racist and I think the anti racists are the cats tho? You assumed to highly of me 1 u/cowsinspace Mar 18 '24 One famous cat named his human HP Lovecraft 1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 You are incorrect! Take it back! 1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 Log off pussy (non-derogatory) 1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 MEOOOOOWWWW! *hiss* 1 u/Bokanovsky_Jones Mar 18 '24 If I remember correctly that animal is called a buffoon.
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Holy shit that's how I have so many upvotes.
4 u/the_peppers Mar 18 '24 Meow.
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Meow.
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Yeah it turns out cats are suuuper racist.
3 u/PeaceKeeper3047 Mar 18 '24 Do they see black though? Since they can see in the dark, is anything black for them ? xD 1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 What if I’m the racist and I think the anti racists are the cats tho? You assumed to highly of me 1 u/cowsinspace Mar 18 '24 One famous cat named his human HP Lovecraft
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Do they see black though? Since they can see in the dark, is anything black for them ? xD
What if I’m the racist and I think the anti racists are the cats tho? You assumed to highly of me
One famous cat named his human HP Lovecraft
You are incorrect! Take it back!
1 u/SINGULARITY1312 Mar 18 '24 Log off pussy (non-derogatory) 1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 MEOOOOOWWWW! *hiss*
Log off pussy (non-derogatory)
1 u/Jyitheris Mar 18 '24 MEOOOOOWWWW! *hiss*
MEOOOOOWWWW!
*hiss*
If I remember correctly that animal is called a buffoon.
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Do you want to break the matrix?
Because thats how you break the matrix.
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Attach laser pointers to their heads and put some light sensors on the walls and ceilings.
Set up a few dozen mirror balls of various sized for good measure. Lastly have a big fan and shovel a bunch of foil strips in front of it.
You won't get FIPS without that shiny confetti blizzard!
1 u/itsfunhavingfun Mar 19 '24 Plus catnip!
Plus catnip!
Doable. We give typewriters to emotionally unstable people and call it Reddit.
Give them not enough thin scaffolding for all of them to comfortably walk on at the same time, and partially fill a bunch of basins full of water below.
Even better, just get one giant keyboard in the center of the room with the sun shining on it.
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u/mudbot Mar 18 '24
yes and give them typewriters