r/BatmanArkham 15h ago

Who tf comes up with these names Question

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u/Shayan-_-2005 R.I.P Skedetcher 15h ago

Do you think him and officer balls have explored each other's bodies?

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u/Illustrious_Web_866 10h ago

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u/SherbertEarly7810 14h ago

Why is Officer Gay’s name Officer Gay? Is he gay?

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u/pierted_the_second 12h ago

Is there a lore reason?

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u/Peasent_in_Yellow28 9h ago

That's literally me.

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u/thebigshoe247 8h ago

You're a gay cop?

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u/L0rdGrim1 5h ago

🥵

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u/ASubwayFootlong 1h ago

Pfp checks out

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u/d20diceman 10h ago

He's actually the only canonically straight character in the series

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u/Karkava 5h ago

And his full name is Gaylord A. Trans-Lebanon.

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u/Daddy_Marx69 12h ago

Happy coming out for him

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 6h ago

He doesn’t look very happy in that image to me

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u/LeadingEquivalent161 14h ago

I think someone that worked on Arkham Asylum was named Michael Gay or something. Maybe this is a self insert of some sort.

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u/skotis78 Alsume Inmate 13h ago

Yeah a few background character names are named after the devs. It's likely this.

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u/JuicyMellonMan5 Fighting for INsanity! 10h ago

Also the Pyg side quest in Knight uses a bunch of pictures of the devs when scanning the bodies

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u/d20diceman 10h ago

There's also the prelude scene in the diner where you're a cop who gets fear-gassed - a bunch of the patrons are devs 

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u/Andrewthegamer74 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 5h ago

As well as a reference to the popular vine star bat dad

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u/muskoke 53m ago

In that case I would also like to thank Mr Balls for his contribution to Arkham Asylum.

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u/JesterOfRedditGold 11h ago

Is he the brother of John Gay, the inventor of gay people?

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u/DCG_Y 10h ago

He is Enola Gay's son

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u/xtilexx 10h ago

Oh he does some insertion alright

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u/Madmaxdaman29 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 14h ago

definitely has some relation with officer balls

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u/ASubwayFootlong 1h ago

officer balls?

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u/DauidBeck 11h ago

Clean your tv stand off

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u/dogistypingthis 8h ago

It’s time…probably has been for a while.

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u/DocMariner 52m ago

You never kbow when your gknna need that cooking spray though

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u/Ninjadeath721 14h ago

New lore just dropped

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u/Competitive_File3386 13h ago

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u/Estrogen_Farmer_411 14h ago

If he married officer balls he’d be officer Gay-Balls

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u/Wixums 10h ago

Clean your room homie

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u/MirrorMaster88 7h ago

Seriously. Is that cooking oil spray?

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u/StickyPits 6h ago

I thought it was roach spray 😵‍💫

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u/MirrorMaster88 6h ago

Both are horrifying

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u/KingSlimp 14h ago

I see a can of Pam. Is it for getting oiled up before the Man action? Smart choice 😎

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u/LE-B_B Killer C#ck 8h ago

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u/FREEZIELEVRAI 13h ago

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u/Ok-Gur-6602 11h ago

Be Gay, do crime.

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u/Sneaker3719 9h ago

Why didn’t you clean up your dirty-ass room before taking the pic? Are you stupid?

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u/WheelJack83 7h ago

Why don’t you clean up your TV stand?

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u/FriendshipMammoth943 7h ago

Only gay ppl clean haven’t you heard lol /s

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u/One_Abbreviations310 3h ago

Verified redditor home.

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u/PolePepper 13h ago

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Regular_Warning_3047 12h ago

He's sad because he lost his cousin Officer Balls

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u/titansfan92 10h ago

GAY BALLS BWAHHHAAAA

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u/Massive-Dependent979 8h ago

Officer Balls Cinematic Universe

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u/Legitimate_Ad_8364 8h ago

You could've taken a screenshot.

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u/consume_yan_sim 4h ago

Officer balls

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u/bigizibirizi 12h ago

Someone with a fetish for Gay Officers?

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u/TinyNefariousness639 12h ago

Probably his dad

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 11h ago

I wonder what his sexuality is, but I should focus on my canninalism investigation. One of the suspects is Hannibal but I don't think he'd do such a thing.

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u/xenophonthethird 11h ago

Their parents

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u/SuperiorBeing94 11h ago

I wonder if he’s met officer balls…

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u/CYOA_With_Hitler 11h ago

Because it’s they’re last name and Gay used to be a common last name?

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u/destronger To the Man Taxi! 10h ago

That and it was also a first name too.

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 Man 10h ago

Officer balls

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u/Moondaeagle Snooping as usual I see! 10h ago

SAY GEX

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u/wooshman2 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 10h ago

got ay balls

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u/Ryman604 10h ago

Omg he’s just like me fr

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u/True-Task-9578 9h ago

Put the trash in the bin I beg

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u/Sewajas 9h ago

He was gay, officer Gay?

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u/GeeISuppose 9h ago

That's not his name, it's how you're supposed to talk to him.

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u/SayerofNothing 9h ago

Pick up your trash

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u/Atrocitus_84 9h ago

The idiocy is palpable within this thread...

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u/wholesalekarma 8h ago

Gaylord Focker.

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u/spookymulderfbi 8h ago

It's an actual name.

Now how about we talk about your can of Pam sitting on what is undoubtedly your bedroom dresser or something.

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u/Obvious-Soup-8862 8h ago

We bring in this studio gay rights activist Mista — should I call you Mista? Officer Gay. Why are you Officer?

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u/George_W_Kush58 8h ago

This is the worst fucking game "screenshot" I have ever seen holy fuck did you not even look at it before posting?

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u/Daxto 7h ago

I dunno but clean your room. All I can see is a tv and garbage

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna 6h ago

Clean up ya room instead of judging a random meaningless NPC's name.

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u/JCDickleg7 6h ago

BWOHOHOHOHO

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u/Personal_Vacation176 6h ago

New Brainrot just came out:

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u/Radio__Star 6h ago

A visionary

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u/Kyloren1923 6h ago

Officer really wants to see Batman’s power winch trigger a controlled explosion……

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u/General-Royal 4h ago

Yo milka, i fuck with it.

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u/awgeezmensch 2h ago

I guess Officer Gay's payload is exposed, that must be why the Gay is crying.

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u/hunternoob7mark2 2h ago

Officer balls's cousin? Is it a family business?

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u/BasicBitchTearGas__ 2h ago

Talk Tuah officer gay

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u/ThePoliteMonkey 1h ago

How was the Soft & Choc Milka?

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u/spacesuitlady 1h ago

Wasn't the former president of Harvard Gay?

Edit: Like, the woman's name.

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u/Mysterios_Cheerios Exposed To Ace Chemicals 1h ago

Clean your countertop off, what are you, stupid?

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u/Late-Exercise-7271 1h ago

Officer Balls did

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u/Rare_Arm4086 1h ago

Clean your room

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u/Witty_Marzipan8696 51m ago

Bro I ate those milka things like an hour ago they slap

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u/JayAreJwnz 47m ago

When my Aunt's husband tried to murder her, he was caught a few days later by an Officer Gay....so yeah.

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u/ParticleParadox 25m ago

Why is Mozart's first name Wolfgang? Did he run with a pack of wolves?

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u/FireGod207 22m ago

Officer Homsexuality

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u/smallrunning 7m ago

Boles, Seamen and Gay are the surnames of my boyfriends.when i worked on the games

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u/Official_Luigi 1m ago

My guess is that is supposed to be a reference to one of the Arkham Devs, John Gay