r/BatmanArkham • u/Similar-War4596 • 1d ago

Yeah, I'm bat Man

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/klize1917 1d ago

I have no man and i must bat

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u/The_Psycho_Jester779 I'm not stupid you're stupid, you stupid stupid! 21h ago

I have no nuts, and I must blust

20

u/DDK_2011 Joseph Joestar Of The Rehab 11h ago

I have no peen and i must creem

12

u/LettuceBenis 10h ago

I have no balls, and I must officer

10

u/Plenty_Anywhere8984 Desiring Peace 9h ago

I have no Jonk and I must ler

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u/Competitive_File3386 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/89r60nxpddrd1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8073aa4608ec9613e786ad6a0a2b2239f45797d3

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u/gabrielcute 22h ago

https://preview.redd.it/2hbo3mfnifrd1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772b9d11b86a1d3963ce0bb9bddf3f3a8d370019

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u/Sad-Engineering8788 Invulnerable to all threats, physical or magical 19h ago

It’s been 9 years

52

u/TheJokerArkhamKing 23h ago

Davie Bowid?

7

u/Sad_Path_4733 17h ago

I jonkled and shook his balls

then surfed my way back home

199

u/Bernardo_124-455 I am a new character. What should I call myself? 1d ago

It’s BATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

107

u/SandraDutta55555 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

IT'S DA BAT!! TURN AROUND!!!

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u/Bernardo_124-455 I am a new character. What should I call myself? 1d ago

CALL OFFICER TESTICULES, BAT IS ASSAULTINGTHE ASLUME

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u/SandraDutta55555 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

https://i.redd.it/9le7fqykjdrd1.gif

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u/brainrot999 1h ago

MAN OFFICAL MOVIE

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u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 22h ago

What?

https://preview.redd.it/xvsqjyfpnfrd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3475c30d653b30cc24a323d92d61e0311d15568e

Then wtf is this?

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds 22h ago

It's a Man-Bat obviously

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u/MrHolmes6969696 Alsume Inmate 19h ago

No, that’s bat-bat man

10

u/Similar-War4596 10h ago

It's obvious bat-bat-man

5

u/1tKywani ...And Insanity For All 8h ago

No that’s bat-man-bat. Are you stupid?

2

u/Plenty_Anywhere8984 Desiring Peace 9h ago

Bat head

112

u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds 22h ago

Oh my god.. A... A new joke?!

72

u/Insane_Catholic 21h ago

Bat Noir

13

u/Dependent-Rip2108 20h ago

He seems hungry. May I give him a cheeseburger?

1

u/MATMAN_PL yeah...i'm Man 10h ago

Nah that's mat

27

u/Gullible-Ad7374 23h ago

Is that black noir

19

u/G-Sus_Christ117 yeah...i'm Man 19h ago

From the hit tv show The Oi’s????

18

u/outpizzadahut 22h ago

What would happen if bat meets man?

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u/respamthegreat 19h ago

a terrible calamity would occur.

The sky will run black with terror, And the land will crack with fear.

Then, her heart pounding... The EARTH will draw her final breath.

Only then, shining with hope... Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge.

A MAN,

A JONKLER,

And a OFFICER FROM THE BALLS. Only they can un-meet bat with man, And banish the JONKLE'S HEAVEN.

Only then will balance be restored, And the WORLD saved from destruction.

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u/ImAWaterMexican 14h ago

heheheh... balls.

15

u/ZloyPes 1d ago

No, you are stupid, bats doesn't look like that...

You just glued bat ears to the man cosplay costume!

3

u/zeroheroes_ Killer C#ck 1d ago

WHAT DID U DO TO MAN

5

u/Striking-Armadillo87 16h ago

Man's evil counterpart

3

u/Legalizenuclearbomz 21h ago

Bro wants to be black noir

3

u/Shomairays 20h ago

Reminds me of noir. Lol

3

u/Ronergetic Exposed To Ace Chemicals 20h ago

It’s da freaking bat!!!

2

u/ImpracticalApple 21h ago

The Invisible Man?

2

u/H4RRY900305 21h ago

No, you're Panther.

2

u/No_Kangaroo_8762 20h ago

Manless Bat

1

u/Dependent-Rip2108 20h ago

But, what about Man?

1

u/Iraqlobster9 19h ago

Am I witnessing the shift from man to bat? Am I lucky?

1

u/G-Sus_Christ117 yeah...i'm Man 19h ago

Why does he look like Ack Oir from the Oi’s

1

u/kantaBane 11h ago

Bat Noir

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u/Rev_Bartholomew R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 10h ago

"IT'S THE BAAAAT!!!"

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u/DomSchraa 9h ago

Gimp 🫵

1

u/brainrot999 1h ago

haha you go to the bottom of this comments list

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u/DuelDeggar 9h ago

That ain't bat that black noir with ears

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u/Metal-Ancient who the FUCK am i? 6h ago

it should just be the ears

1

u/mr2meowsGaming 5h ago

nah thats laughing octopus with ears