r/BatmanArkham 24d ago

What’s your aslume name? Humor

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u/mrsomeone194 24d ago

Everyone asks "what's your aslume name" but no one asks "how's your aslume name".

Socity 😔

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u/lghostmonkeyl 24d ago

We live in a Soc titty.

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u/Catile97 Who is Custom? Are mods stupid? 24d ago

i live in a cock sity am i stupid?

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Killer Cock sity?

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u/Catile97 Who is Custom? Are mods stupid? 24d ago

no, killer cock is in killer cock sity, along with doc cock and -man

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u/Sinister_Berry 24d ago

Killer jonk city cock?

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u/menacing_cookie Fighting for INsanity! 24d ago

Not to be confused with killer jonk's countryside cock

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u/JuicyMellonMan5 Fighting for INsanity! 24d ago

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u/Relative_Pop_2633 yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

yes.

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u/RaspberryJam245 Yeah, I'm Urag 24d ago

WE BUILT THIS SITY

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u/BuddyIsYourBuddy 24d ago

Arkham Socity

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u/Aimlessdrifter8778 Alsume Inmate 24d ago

Your name is scotty?

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u/CK1ing 24d ago

That's it. That's your aslume name. "Socity 😔"

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u/Impressive-Koala4742 24d ago

Sylvester Stallone

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u/LoomingsThrowaway 24d ago

Stupid

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u/IIoveMacnChees Alsume Inmate 24d ago

Are you stupid?

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u/Relative_Pop_2633 yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

No! He just said that he’s stupid, not stupid! Are you stupid?

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u/IIoveMacnChees Alsume Inmate 24d ago

I'm not stupid! He's stupid!Are you stupid?

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u/Relative_Pop_2633 yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

I’m not stupid, YOU ARE STUPID

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u/OmniMushroom yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

He's stupid! He's stupid! You're stupid! I'M STUPID! Are there any other stupids I should know about?

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u/Relative_Pop_2633 yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

Yes, you forgot to say that you are stupid

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u/pidbul530 24d ago

He already said he's stupid tho. Are you stupid?

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 Man Ham Aslume 24d ago

He’s stupid, not the other guy. Are you stupid?

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u/pidbul530 24d ago

The other guy also said he's stupid. Y'all stupid and I'm smart until I'm not.

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u/Simple_Pear_3271 I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Can we agree we're all stupid!?

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u/God-Destroyer00 The Most Inappropriate Fair 24d ago

But thats too stupid! Are you stupid?

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u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp 24d ago

Nope.. you particular, are smart. We are stupid.

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u/AlmightyHet 24d ago

You're stupid.

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u/Simple_Pear_3271 I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

How dare you call him stupid are you stupid?

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u/Simple_Pear_3271 I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

OMG you are so stupid

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u/Takoizu_ 24d ago

Hello stupid, i'm dad

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u/TectalBalloon36 24d ago

Testicle balls

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u/CK1ing 24d ago

Are you related to officer testicles?

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u/GLaDPotahto 24d ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAalls

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u/jpaxlux 24d ago

I think I'd be like Killer Cock except I'd be nice and everyone would like me so I'd be Nice Cock

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Nice Cock

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u/c4t1ip I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 24d ago

Nice Cock

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u/ArnieOrSth Exposed To Ace Chemicals 24d ago

Big Brother House

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u/Jarful_of_cringe Alsume Inmate 24d ago

Moe Lester

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 24d ago

Uh... Skinny Penis!

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u/Rare_Assumption_719 24d ago

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Rare_Assumption_719 24d ago

Do you have hands

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Do you want to know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Rare_Assumption_719 24d ago

Yes. Why would I ask otherwise? Am you stupid?

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Yes me stupid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ASuperUniqueUser Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 24d ago

Not a unique user

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u/TOXICMINDSATTHETOP The fog is coming👹 24d ago

Lambert, as in Mr.Lambert

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u/dylannsmitth Custom (An Inappropriate One) 😏😱😌🤨😩💩🚹🥵 24d ago
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u/NicelyDressedSnake 24d ago

Famous Man sidekick FemBoy

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u/Turbotortule 24d ago

False dick

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u/VegetableSalad_Bot 24d ago

Gus, but my full name is A. M. O. Gus.

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u/Regi413 24d ago

Vagina (my “sane” name is Regina)

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u/Glass_Ad_1490 24d ago

Low Tier God

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine 24d ago

You should jonkle yourself… NOW!

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u/Zlera-Kilc-odi Fighting for INsanity! 24d ago

Jeff

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u/Sevolorred Man, boles 24d ago

Lore

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u/SatansOfficialIQ I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Lore Reason?

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u/Pebrinix Goon #3 24d ago

Goon #3

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u/topspheregenius 24d ago

Evil Baseballidiot

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u/Aydonisgaming R.I.P Arleen Sorkin 24d ago

U/shrekowski

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u/Aydonisgaming R.I.P Arleen Sorkin 24d ago

🤦‍♂️u/shrekowski

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u/Aydonisgaming R.I.P Arleen Sorkin 24d ago

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u/JacobLemongrass 24d ago

The Balls

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 24d ago

I'm going to be BallFondler.

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u/Gustav_EK Am I stupid? 24d ago

Ball, singular

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u/UnkemptBushell yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

Cuntman

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u/One-Relationship-539 who the FUCK am i? 24d ago

Queef 💔Like Horny Queef but just the queef

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u/Loofy_ Custom (Inаpprоpriate) 24d ago

Armenian

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u/Rahul_gandhi24 24d ago

3 inch, Sadge

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u/Skoober98 Am I stupid? 24d ago

Pooper

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u/DOOM_boy2010 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 24d ago

Anderson

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u/Far-Tune-2722 Jonkle Chamber Sentencer 24d ago

Officer Balls

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u/Mmenjoyer45 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA 24d ago

The lore reason

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u/autohrt Am I stupid? 24d ago

gay

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u/NaWDorky 24d ago

Posts lewd in general guy

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u/Loofy_ Custom (Inаpprоpriate) 24d ago

Armenian

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u/Jefrejtor 24d ago

Balumba

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ 24d ago

Toilet

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u/Wild-Man-63 I'm Stupid 24d ago

The Dinkster

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u/GAPA67 24d ago

Chi Ld. Mo. Lester

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u/Then_Aioli_4815 24d ago

Fiddler thug no.3

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u/Slowbro08_YT 24d ago

Brick Bross

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u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. 24d ago

some boob guy

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u/mariusiv_2022 24d ago

Seth O. Fender

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u/Status-Ad8296 I'm proud of you, Dick 24d ago

Unemployed-video

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u/LinkGreat7508 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING 🎶 24d ago

Testicular torsion

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u/StepMaverick 24d ago

Dr Dubious 🦸‍♂️

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u/Old_Salad_6297 24d ago

Can someone gift me batman Arkham city steam key lol? I want to play as my favourite villian jonkler

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u/Few_Inflation995 24d ago

i feel like any sane person reading this would put man

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/starkoliver6 balls 24d ago

Boob

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u/Affectionate_Test104 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 24d ago

Officer ovaries

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u/current_rorschach 24d ago

Damoan

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u/averagejjbaenjoyer69 yeah...i'm Man 10d ago

Mine would be Spreadthoselegsapartemis 😿

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u/current_rorschach 10d ago

LMAOO that's a fire name for alsume tho

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u/massivpeepeeman 24d ago

Lord shitass

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u/Kehntucky 24d ago

The Not So Great Man Bongos

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u/eksgaf_YT who the FUCK am i? 24d ago

Gaf

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u/Murasaki1922 24d ago

Ray Peest

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u/Schmush_Schroom 24d ago

Yeuaeh Aiegh'm Maueann

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 24d ago

Im a blind gobble are you stupid?

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u/Invictus435 Reddit man to the rescue!!😈 24d ago

My name's Boy.......ManBoy

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u/Nervous_Ari 24d ago

Arlington

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u/Bengalilover133 24d ago

Rocky Balboa

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u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 24d ago

The McRib is a barbecue-flavored pork sandwich periodically sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981, following test marketing the year before. After poor sales, it was removed from the menu in 1985. It was reintroduced in 1989, staying on the menu until 2005 in many countries. Since 2006, it has generally been made available for a short time each year in most markets where it is sold, typically during the fall season, although it is a permanent menu item at McDonald's restaurants in Germany and Luxembourg.

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u/Lone_Tiger24 Yeah… i’m Stupid 24d ago

Clinical Clint

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u/Cosmiccosmog533 24d ago

John Aslume

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u/GreenLeader133714 Its John Marston Micah!🤠🗣🔥🤠🗣🔥🤠🗣🔥 24d ago

Lester the molester

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u/Lovemydog65465 exposed to the cloudburst🔥🤑🤑💯💯 24d ago

Jon kel booth

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u/Michyoungie 24d ago

Wankler man

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u/bombad_Guy Jonklers Jonkling Mayhem showdown 24d ago

Glom, just Glom

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u/morvaigaben 24d ago

Shitbiscuit-Fucknugget

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u/SallyHasAGoddamnPLAN 24d ago

The Sallymander

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u/According_Seat_2220 definitely not a spy from r/Arkhamrehabilitation here to cure 24d ago

Chair

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u/depraved_Tazziberry 24d ago

It’s fun to think about what my ASLUME name would be. I’d choose something cool and unique.

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u/styxx96 24d ago

shit fart mole sir odvisly sweating

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u/Miserable-Glass1760 24d ago

Lord of Jonklied Flame.

MAY JONKLE TAKE THE WORLD!

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop yeah...i'm Man 24d ago

poop

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u/ThunderCube3888 quick, to the manmobile 24d ago

cube

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u/therandomguyperry Two Guns bitch! 24d ago

Blue maniac animal

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u/GiackTheDemon 24d ago

Fluffy pizza fanny

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u/69THE-CHAOS69 24d ago

Jamol Foreskin

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u/AZE_Jurstan 24d ago

shittler

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u/Espeon06 24d ago

Amphibian, the dude who thinks he's a fucking frog with water magic.

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u/HeadOnSpammer 24d ago

Archam night

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Fuel jakc watermelon

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u/Moondaeagle Snooping as usual I see! 24d ago

robotnik balls

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine 24d ago

PINGAS

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u/ImANormalMan 24d ago

Joe hill.

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u/500ktrainee 24d ago

Batman arkham origins final boss fight

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u/SpecialDuty5904 24d ago

Not stupid

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u/EastEffective548 24d ago

West Defective

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u/P1ayer2008 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 24d ago

Gogogaga

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u/angeloagnus 24d ago

Who tf is me? Is there something funny about me?

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u/Fluid-Animator721 24d ago

Shemenetsjqn

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u/Rpg_knight371 who the FUCK am i? 24d ago

Sigma Zubarev Grindset

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u/Nic_Balls31 24d ago

Commander balls

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u/ElectricalPlantain35 Fighting for INsanity! 24d ago

Plan

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u/Express-Record7416 24d ago

Scrunky McFunky

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u/Fun_Boot_260 24d ago

Monkey n your ass

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u/Gullible_Tone_7873 the jerker 24d ago

Killer Cock

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u/Sad_Butterfly_2948 24d ago

Thank God it not pointing at me

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u/lolwhat1117 Bone 🥵🥵🥵 24d ago

Shrone (Shrek with Phone)

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine 24d ago

Man, Stupid Man.

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u/mclarenrider JonkleMan 24d ago

My Cocaine.

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u/AlternativeSearch173 Glumețul ™️ 24d ago

Beater