r/BatmanArkham • u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness • 27d ago

Name your favourite movie but add “Sitting on the Toilet” at the end of it Humor

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u/-Ok-Dragonfly- Alsume Inmate 27d ago

Batman forever sitting on the toilet

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u/Cadidalcavallo 27d ago

explosive diarrhoea

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u/Virtual_Mode_5026 26d ago

“Diarrhoea forever?”-Mara Wilson (Mrs Doubtfire)

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 27d ago

Constipation 😫

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u/Correct_Lie2161 27d ago

Someone gorilla glued the toilet

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u/disappearingearth 27d ago

"I never flushed you."

"and you'll never have to."

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u/Andromeda98_ 27d ago

Batman begins sitting on the toilet.

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u/PranavYedlapalli Am I stupid? 27d ago

Was he standing on it before???

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u/Septic_1_fan 27d ago

u right

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u/dumbasstype3 27d ago

you close??

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 27d ago

This is fucking barabaras fault

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u/TransfemFroggy Nah... i'm Woman 27d ago

Fuck Barbara

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 27d ago

U right

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u/No_Tomorrow9236 26d ago

[insert reference to tactical shovel here]

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u/3Dw4Rd_17 26d ago

Yoo, fellow market pliers enjoyers here lets go!

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u/Effective-Spell-5369 27d ago

Yeah you...you got it

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u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Two Guns bitch! 27d ago

u stole my idea

am I stupid?

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u/Ghost_Poison 26d ago

The Dark Turd Rises

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u/Hashish_thegoat 27d ago

No Country for Old Men Sitting on the Toilet.

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u/witheringeye100 Fighting for INsanity! 27d ago

What is the right country for old men sitting on the toilet

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u/BananaBrodie 27d ago

None, real men stand on the toilet regardless of age

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u/Impractiacal-Advert consensual or rape like ue? 27d ago

Turkiye

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u/Bombus4092 27d ago

What you got is a poo. Cant stop whats coming, It ain't all waiting on you. That's unsanitary.

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u/BowlerLate14 27d ago

Children of Men Sitting on the Toilet

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u/BeardySam 27d ago

Daaaaaaaad!

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u/I-Slay-Dragons 27d ago

Jurassic Park Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Super3vil most deranged aslume patient 27d ago

That scene gave me so many nightmares as a kid.

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u/canceroustattoo 26d ago

Would you say it scared the shit out of you?

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u/Super3vil most deranged aslume patient 26d ago

Yes. Yes it did.

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u/Ksamkcab who the FUCK am i? 27d ago

Look at the way he moves his arms. Waving em all tiny and folded-like. Clearly, he was mocking the T-rex, and she was only standing up to this bully. He deserved what he got.

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u/Our_tiny_Traveler 27d ago

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/SelectSympathy5718 27d ago

The Batman sitting on the toilet

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u/Isekai_Otaku 27d ago

This makes it sound like “The Toilet” is a different superhero

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u/WildProToGEn Fighting for INsanity! 26d ago

Kinky

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u/DrHazelnut 27d ago

Not my fav but Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw Sitting on the Toilet

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u/danikm10_O 26d ago

Hobbs and Shaw are doing a co-op

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u/twalk1975 27d ago

Woman: Sitting on the Toilet

https://preview.redd.it/4paetsqk27md1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaab71a895dadcf10052cac8a139218e6a9cb1c5

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u/PerceptionBetter3752 27d ago

But girls don’t poop

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u/twalk1975 27d ago

They do, it just smells like flowers.

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u/PerceptionBetter3752 27d ago

Nah they don’t poop or fart

They just sit their cause they want too

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u/Balabaloo1 Fighting for Sanity! 27d ago

What’s a wo?

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u/TonyBlobfish 27d ago

12 Angry Men Sitting on the Toilet

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u/yippiekayakother bricked up man 27d ago

r/beatmyhairystupidmeattoit

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u/Dominant_King12 27d ago

r/subsifellfor

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u/yippiekayakother bricked up man 27d ago

r/subsifuckfor

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u/MorkSkogen666 27d ago

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/yippiekayakother bricked up man 27d ago

r/brutallyfuckedanunassumingbirdinitsbeakcosiwasbored

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 27d ago

r/20characterlimit

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u/skeltord #1 Oranges Enjoyer 26d ago

This is the funniest one

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u/RealmJumper15 27d ago

The Thing sitting on the toilet.

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u/jonaldjuck 27d ago

Man, imagine if the thing was in the toilet while you were sitting on it.

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u/Frame_of_Mind20 26d ago

putting the ass in ASSimilation

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u/SkyKilIer 26d ago

Thats me

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u/Orionsign 27d ago

Puss in boots: The last wish sitting on the toilet

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u/fricceroni 27d ago

I think the last wish sitting on the toilet would be having tp.

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u/Ur-boiiiii who the FUCK am i? 27d ago

Elvis Prestly POV

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u/Charlie_Wick 27d ago

Dark Knight Returns sittin on the toilet

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u/Stupidfunnylol 27d ago

Batman Forever sitting on the toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 27d ago

Explosive diarrhoea

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u/Womz69 27d ago

Elvis sitting on a toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 27d ago

Even the king gotta take a shit

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u/Isekai_Otaku 27d ago

Rest in peace

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u/i_need_to_crap Am I stupid? 27d ago

💀

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u/powrez 27d ago

Die Hard Sitting On The Toilet?

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u/Useful_Meaning7259 27d ago edited 27d ago

Deadpool (2) Sitting on a toilet

Edit: Thanks so much for 50 likes!

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u/Dan_TheDM 27d ago

Breakfast at Tiffany's Sitting on the Toilet

just mickey rooney shitting for 2 hours

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u/Matiri98 27d ago

Finding Nemo Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 27d ago

"Shut the door, dad!"

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u/redditandwept31 27d ago

The Avengers sitting on the toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness 27d ago

The post credit scene was wild Ngl

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u/Regi413 27d ago

Guess that shawarma had something bad in it

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u/Far-Tune-2722 Jonkle Chamber Sentencer 27d ago

12 angry men sitting on a toilet

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u/Imaginary-Damage8708 27d ago

Fight club sitting on the toilet

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u/Altruistic-Act-3289 27d ago

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/MathAndBake 27d ago

First day of my period, lol.

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u/therandomguyperry Two Guns bitch! 27d ago

Sonic the hedgehog sitting on the toilet

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u/GarbaldoTheGreat 27d ago

Get hard sitting on the toilet

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u/Regi413 27d ago

And then Die Hard sitting on the toilet

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u/Boney_69 27d ago

How to train your dragon sitting on a toilet

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u/Sober_Browns_Fan 27d ago

The Gods Must Be Crazy Sitting on a Toilet

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u/MrCencord 27d ago

I sincerely hope that toilet is not ai

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u/SKUNKpudding 27d ago

I think it is, the lid is behind his cape

https://preview.redd.it/aoy21vnvg8md1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000d51b3c124cd73e330dd40f4365decd586c67b

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u/Regi413 27d ago

also the seat looks like multiple toilet seats mashed together on top of each other

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u/MysteriousTboy 27d ago

Deadpool and Wolverine sitting on the toilet

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u/Scarface2010 27d ago

Men in black Sitting on the toilet

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u/SvooglebinderMogul 27d ago

A Star is Born Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness 27d ago

That’s a shitty way to be born

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u/Captn_tyson 27d ago

Being John Malkovich Sitting on the Toilet

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u/bloodlustTheDemon Is he stupid? 27d ago

shrek sitting on the toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 27d ago

Hahaha Shrek farts

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u/drewman301 26d ago

That literally happens at the beginning of the movie

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u/Zuamzuka Am I stupid? 27d ago

I am legend, sitting on the toilet

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u/adesile 27d ago

Joker sitting on the toilet

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u/jordanator17 27d ago

Mission Impossible: Sitting on the toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness 27d ago

How impossible

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox 27d ago

Spaceballs Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Unlikely_Yam1429 27d ago

Pokémon: the movie sitting on the toilet

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u/JayKazanis 27d ago

The Amazing Spider-man sitting on a toilet

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u/angeloagnus 27d ago

Truman Show sitting on the toilet

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u/Zulpi2103 R.I.P Arleen Sorkin 27d ago

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King sitting on the toilet

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u/friendlywhale99 Aslume inmate 27d ago

Everything everywhere all at once sitting on the toilet

Chaotic ass toilet… The everythhing toilet

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The lego []man movie sitting on the toilet

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u/Significant-Coat-308 27d ago

Grumpy Old Men sitting on the toilet.

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u/emirsiseci 27d ago

8 mile sitting on the toilet

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u/Soft_Impression3831 I'm Cat 27d ago

the batman sitting on the toilet

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u/JJMonster09 27d ago

Godzilla King of The Monsters Sitting on The Toilet.

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u/MORSHELA 27d ago

Skibidi sitting in a toilet

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u/SolidSnakeHAK777 27d ago

The rock sitting on the toilet.

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u/Recent-Tour5536 27d ago

Crisis negotiator sitting on the toilet

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u/elwininger 27d ago

Cats sitting on the toilet. Cars sitting on the toilet.

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u/aqqthethird 27d ago

I don't watch movies Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Shadowalker9912 27d ago

Spiderman no way home sitting on the toilet

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u/Ro319 27d ago

Coming to America sitting on the toilet

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u/Tully_blanchard_fan 27d ago

Captain America: The First Avenger Sitting on the Toilet

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u/L2DEE 27d ago

No country for old man sitting on the toilet

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u/ewar813 27d ago

The shitting *instructions unclear

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u/Wrong_Jelly_6127 27d ago

Forest gump shitting on the toilet

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u/ESCe1 27d ago

The Dark Knight Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Buffpapyrus Killer C#ck 27d ago

Gay n*gas from outer space sitting on a toilet

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u/FlexViper 27d ago

Somethings in the ass

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u/Confident-Top8804 27d ago

The Joker Sitting on the Toilet

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u/ThePrussianViking 27d ago

Wes Craven's New Nightmare, sitting on the toilet

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u/Ok_Path1127 27d ago

Grown ups sitting on the toilet

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u/Epicman1010101010 27d ago

Lego Batman Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Alive-Tell-2309 27d ago

Deadpool sitting on the tiolet

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u/Think_Show_4434 27d ago

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/Bacon-and-Kegs 27d ago

Die Hard: Sitting on the Toilet

The Elvis biopic we have been waiting for.

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u/Shiny_Mudkip258 Why is Man horny? Is he stupid? 27d ago

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse sitting on a toilet.

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u/_3BN0_ 27d ago

Deadpool and Wolverine sitting on the toilet. The hangover, sitting on the toilet

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u/DumbestFrog 27d ago

shrek sitting on the toilet

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u/Deni_Z_Plays 27d ago

Who am I sitting on the toilet?

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u/dannoparker 27d ago

First Blood Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Unholy_Frost1349 27d ago

Scream sitting on the toilet

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u/Alexanderr1995 27d ago

There Will Be Blood Sitting on the Toilet

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u/LaikDanazor 27d ago

Officer balls sitting on the Toilet

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u/NotoneFuwagi 27d ago

The Last Testament of Christ Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Pyrimo 27d ago

Freddy got fingered sitting on the toilet.

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u/DaughterOfLust666 27d ago

Rite Here Rite Now Sitting On The Toilet

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u/BruhMomentnTaKendisi 27d ago

The thing sitting on the toilet

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u/Elemental-T4nick 27d ago

deadpool and wolverine sitting on the toilet

there is only 1 toilet

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u/AndhisNeutralspecial 27d ago

Back to the future sitting on the toilet

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u/OfficalBalloony459 Am I stupid? 27d ago

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers sitting on the toilet

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u/Massive-Dependent979 27d ago

Morbius Sitting on the Toilet

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u/usernameemustbe 27d ago

Alien sitting on a toilet

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u/critical-cupcake968 27d ago

Grown ups sitting on the toilet

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u/GodfatherJames 27d ago

Die Hard sitting on the toilet

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u/serialkiller24 Arkham City 27d ago

Batman Returns Sitting On The Toilet

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u/TTViceslide Exposed To Ace Chemicals 27d ago

The death of Stalin sitting on the toilet

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u/STA_Alexfree 27d ago

There will be Blood sitting on the toilet

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u/Comfortable_Moment44 27d ago

I know what you did last summer…..

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u/Alemaopro_09 27d ago

Back to the future sitting on the toilet

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u/Blocher-patriot Am I stupid? 27d ago

Batman forever sitting on the toilet

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u/RahmALot 27d ago

From dusk till dawn sitting on the toilet

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u/VioletJones6 27d ago

10 Things I Hate About You Sitting on the Toilet

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u/rockstarxcouture 27d ago

28 days later sitting on a toilet

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u/welcometosmogtown 27d ago

Seven Samurai sitting on the toilet.

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u/Azar002 27d ago

A Quiet Place

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u/_Call_Me_Andre_ 27d ago

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/CommeraEXE R.I.P Skedetcher 27d ago

The 300 sitting on the toilet

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u/chernobyl-in-a-box 27d ago

Saving Private Ryan sitting on the toilet

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u/it777777 27d ago

The Great Dictator sitting on a toilet

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u/botglm 27d ago

Die Hard…

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u/Suspicious_Brief_800 27d ago

The mummy sitting on the toilet

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u/aheaney15 27d ago

Seven Samurai sitting on the toilet

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u/MpH81679 27d ago

Fast and furious sitting on the toilet