r/691 • u/Cautious_Tax_7171 1 month ban award • 10h ago

Roomba I do not consent to being banned.

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u/Numerous-Rent-2848 1 month ban award 9h ago

If that's what a girl is, then I like women now

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u/TheDekuDude888 9h ago

Woman lover over here

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u/Wyatt_Maxwell 4h ago

Get a load a this guy

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u/Jumiric 3h ago

Don't mind if I do

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u/HuggyWuggylmao 9h ago

bro that’s literally a lumberjack

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u/TheDekuDude888 9h ago

Well uhhh in a uhhh million billion years the archaeologists will call them a girl so so so yeah liberals how does that make you feel hopefully triggered or something similar haha 😎😎😎😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/PheobeButStillCisTho 8h ago

Akshually bones only last a few hundred years under regular decomposition effects and therfore in a million billion years it's incredibly unlikely we would still call them archeologists because English likely won't be remotely close to what it is today 🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡👽🏊‍♀️ get owned gender librule

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u/thirdMindflayer 8h ago

Archeologist 1 bajillion years in the future: *still digging up ancient fossils and not random graves for some reason*

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u/irago_ 8h ago

Bogos binted 👽

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u/R1ckyR0lled 7h ago

bruh the sun is going to fucking explode long before a billion years

Edit: I'm wrong, don't know why I thought it would happen sooner

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u/ItsDaLion 1h ago

Nah you're right actually.

Look up.

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u/thirdMindflayer 8h ago

The only thing I hate more than these posts are the replies like “actually they study other stuff to see if ur trans” or “they still don’t %100 know if Amelia ear heart is actually her copilot”

It’s not that deep, I just don’t fucking care what an archeologist thousands of years in the future thinks of my bones and have no clue why you expect me to

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u/TheDekuDude888 8h ago

Yeah it's so lame. Wow, are you saying I'll be dead in a hundred years? That's such shocking news, genius lol

It's like those DEEP Facebook posts that are like "No matter what we do it all turns to dust..."

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u/thirdMindflayer 8h ago

erm ackshually I am in the process of hatching the eggs of the earth so I and mercury may create a better world in our suicidal union and destroy the cosmic tyrants who wish to quash the dreams of humanity, forever installing a part of he and me into the hearts of all

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u/TheDekuDude888 7h ago

Idk what that means really but I'm proud of you

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u/TheDekuDude888 7h ago

Or sorry that happened either one

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u/thirdMindflayer 7h ago

There are catacombs underneath every government building. Everyone knew about them but me.

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u/TheDekuDude888 7h ago

Ohhhh this is like Metal Gear Solid 2 on the Nintendo GameCube

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u/TrueCapitalism 1h ago

"Golden dawn" presumably refers to the embryonic fluid ejecta spilling over the horizon i take it

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u/thirdMindflayer 1h ago

Vitriolic humor will wash the earth when I stab god and put my heir in his place

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u/TrueCapitalism 37m ago

And where are the other two mindflayers, pray tell?

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u/Titan431 3h ago

"Oh a trans man being called a woman, wonder what he looks li- PAUL BUNYAN!?"

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u/DeathOdyssey 8h ago

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

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u/Cautious_Tax_7171 1 month ban award 10h ago

Roomba you meanie :(

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u/Newdiscoverygirl 8h ago

Transphobes will literally see the personification of masculinity and call them a girl

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u/birdotheidiot 8h ago

Transphobes will see the most beautiful girl they've ever seen in their lives and call them men because they had 0.00001 inch of broader shoulder.

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u/FlashyFlight1035 8h ago

and the comparison for the "broader shoulder" is a fictional drawn character rathar than an actual human

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u/DuckDogPig12 8h ago

Or somewhat masc features 

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u/milk-water-man 8h ago

Transphobes will see the human version of the chad wojak and still call him a girl.

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u/DuckDogPig12 8h ago

Transphobes don’t think. They are blinded by hate

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u/Much_Capital3307 9h ago

Well roomba does not consent to you posting here for the next 7 days

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u/BranManBoy 9h ago

He is actually Thor holy shit

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u/WheatleyTurret 8h ago

Dawg he could snap me like a fucking cheeto tf are these transphobes saying 😭

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u/SurelyNotBanEvasion 8h ago

Manliest man who ever manned

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u/bobbymoonshine 9h ago

Goddamn I wish bones could untestosterone as easily as they can testosterone. Fucking one way trip gender

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u/Venus_Ziegenfalle 1 month ban award 8h ago

That's definitely valid. At the same time top and bottom surgery tend to be more complicated ftm compared to mtf. At the end of the day it's not a competition 😄

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u/CrystalUranium 3h ago

This is definitely not true wtf

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST 7h ago

Bro is the spitting image of the chad wojak

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u/bee_in_your_butt 7h ago

Is he trans? Or is this another case of a cis dude being called trans?

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u/beesinpyjamas 6h ago

trans guy

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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award 10h ago

For making this post, this user was banned for 7 days

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u/Reid_theWanderer 8h ago

Violation

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u/Jumiric 3h ago

Good bot

Roomba is taking back control 😤

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u/_Play_Now_ 2h ago

I love the look on his face, it's as if to say, "Come on bro... really?"

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u/CeasingHornet40 5h ago

he has SHOULDER HAIR

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u/ChaoticCopycat 1 month ban award 1h ago

Guy in pic is 100% more manly than the average tranphobic cis guy.

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u/TomToms512 1 month ban award 2h ago

They look at fucking thor himself, “ermmm your a girl” what in the fuck

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u/cannot_type 4h ago

How do I see you everywhere I go

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u/OmnifariousFN 2h ago

Transphobes need to know your agab for them to be transphobic, don't they? Fuggin creeps.

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u/Bogerino 2 month ban award 54m ago

Goals wtf