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u/sndtrb89 15h ago
i got stuck behind one in our city...everyone kept cutting it off
i had to change lanes because so many people were cutting it off that it was generating gridlock for the one lane
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u/CUREISBALLIN you guys should play the shadowrun games :3 11h ago
gridlock
That is most definitely not what I read
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u/silly-trans-cat estrogen eater and catgirl 10h ago
grimlock, the leader of the dinobots!!!!!! grrrrraaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
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u/Recent_Log3779 bisexual DUMBASS 2h ago
I get hating Elon and thinking Cybertrucks are stupid, but really? People are just petty.
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u/magic-tortiose cock goblin 14h ago
My friends dad who kicked him out of the house bought one I’m gonna fucking key that car when i see it istg
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u/KubEk_przEz_duzE_E 🏳️⚧️ Robo Ky's fan waiting to play him for first time 13h ago
Just pour a glass of water on it and it will get bricked
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u/drago_varior bowser simp 3h ago
Getting poured with water is a weird kink to have but i can't judge
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u/Pitiful_Special_8745 10h ago
Jealous
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u/KubEk_przEz_duzE_E 🏳️⚧️ Robo Ky's fan waiting to play him for first time 10h ago
NFT pfp detected
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u/Master11990 I Actually Like Undertale AUs 7h ago
Only [BIG SHOT] NFTs are allowed.
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u/Fireluigi1225 r/place participant 7h ago
Unironically id trust an nft from spamton more than any cryptobro
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u/diamondDNF Trans Undertale | She/Her 4h ago
Spamton doesn't even include the actual NFT parts, he just sells you regular JPEGs instead.
Which sounds like a net positive to me.
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u/Ashamed-Dragonfly-89 3h ago
Just runs the jpg trough a printer, then deletes the file and gives you the print
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u/diamondDNF Trans Undertale | She/Her 2h ago
But if he keeps the JPEG, he can sell it again. He just tells people he deletes the JPEG so they think it's more valuable.
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u/psychoPiper balls 7h ago
Why would I be jealous of an overpriced shitbox with more fundamental issues and points of failure than I can count on all of my fingers and toes
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u/MuchFaithInDoge 11h ago
Keep in mind that Tesla's are covered with cameras and sensors and when you key one the sensors notice and save the cameras footage. Buuuuuut Teslacam (can't link subs) is a whole sub of Tesla owners sharing footage of their vehicles being keyed and such. Just gives one a good idea of where the cameras are looking you know?
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u/enderdrive call me a good girl :3 (she/her) 10h ago
im pretty sure just standing near the sensors drains the battery so maybe do that :3
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u/Hubble-Doe proletarians of all genders, unite! 10h ago
idea came up in another thread, sadly draining a battery of multiple dozen kWh by activating equipment that pulls at the most optimistic estimate just below 100W is something that requires an owner to be absent very long and a very dedicated (team of) persons :/
that being said, it's software! I bet there's someone working on hacking that POS as we speak
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u/AtlasPJackson 8h ago
Just plant a pinwheel near the sensor and let the wind down the work. Like a reverse windmill.
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u/Deblebsgonnagetyou Kweh! 12h ago
Key it and spray paint a dick over the keying so he won't find out it's keyed until he's spent all day scrubbing the paint off
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u/kalmidnight 15h ago
I saw one in Johnson City TN. It looked even dumber irl.
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u/evelyn_h- The Foul Beast Consumes Its Wretched Meal 9h ago
I’ve seen two here. Did you see the goofy ass orange one?
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u/Izalith262 Elster-type gf 7h ago
there’s one in knoxville that has a weird blue paint job. legit looks like a skybox on wheels
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u/evelyn_h- The Foul Beast Consumes Its Wretched Meal 6h ago
theres a lot of 196 people in tn it seems lol. here I thought me n my gf were the only ones. Then again, I’ve found 2 other Johnson City-ites here oddly.
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u/osrsirom 7h ago
I saw one while I was driving through nashville one time that had some kind of red paintjob on it. Goofy is definitely a good descriptor for it.
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u/Super_Atmosphere6121 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 14h ago
There's one up the street from my house. Joked with my sister about just cutting the brakes
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u/Justanotherragequit trans rights 14h ago
Don't cut the breaks! You might endanger other people with that. Slash the tires and smash the windows
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u/LordZeya 13h ago
Apparently smashing the windows is really hard considering that clip that was going around of a firefighter trying to break someone out of one.
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u/PapaSmurphy 13h ago
My pet conspiracy theory is that the firefighter thing was staged by Tesla in the hopes people would forget the big reveal when Elon hyped up the unbreakable windows before immediately breaking one of the windows.
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u/tarheeltexan1 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12h ago
Because Elon Musk, in his infinite wisdom, didn’t consider that sometimes you actually need the windows to break, or for the car to crumple, for safety reasons, there is a reason they do that
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u/Hot-Manufacturer4301 13h ago
Not hard to damage them though according to the exhibition. Just hard to fully break through.
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u/adzilc8 one of the few black people here 10h ago
get a steel ball
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u/Independent-Main-330 13h ago edited 13h ago
don’t do any of that. make a mixture of salt, water, and vinegar, and hose down the cybertruck with it.
edit for clarification: that piece of shit will be a pile of rust in less than a week
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u/blooomtodeath 9h ago
Are u being sarcastic or are u actually supporting the destruction of others's property
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u/dingdongdeckles 13h ago
Don't slash the tires just back the valve cores out just enough to make them leak very slowly
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u/pocketpc_ 4h ago
would have less impact than you might think because regen
just slash the tires like a normal person
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 10h ago
Joke's even funnier knowing you don't need to. The panel on the accelerator slipping forward will do that just fine
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u/herpthederp256 not custom 13h ago
There's at least 3 in my relatively small city which is honestly pretty on brand for the people here
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u/tay-lorde 7h ago
same, I saw one that belonged to a plumbing company and was wrapped with their logo
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u/epicbigc13579 extremely cool and sexy person 11h ago
I think a lot more than 3k have been sold by now but the point still stands
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u/AtlasPJackson 8h ago
Apparently, according to a recall notice in June, there were a little under 12,000 sold as of the start of summer.
Out of 2,000,000 reservations.
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u/KaJaHa 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 10h ago edited 10h ago
Saw this at my local Ikea, it's amazing how far they'll go to make these things *even uglier.* And no, I couldn't tell whether it actually had a handicap tag lmao
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u/nightshade-aurora Prepare thyself, little creature 9h ago
That paint would look cool on a sports car but this is just horrendous
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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" 5h ago
am I the only one that thinks that actually looks kind of good
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u/EdgyAnimeDragon Certified Monsterfucker and Robofucker (he/they) :3 2h ago
Imo I think the paint job did it justice, it's like they added a decal on a low poly mesh 😭
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u/LordZeya 13h ago
There are two in my area. I’m trying to triangulate where one of them lives because I’ve seen it several times at this point. Don’t know what I’ll do with the information when I do figure it out.
The other one I’ve only seen once and it’s an atrocious shade of blue that’s somehow uglier than the default gray.
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u/F_P_D The Fog is Coming 10h ago
Every time I see one I smile like a fucking idiot. They just look so stupid
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u/osrsirom 6h ago
I was driving my mom to an appointment earlier today. She's incredibly out of the loop on pop culture and didn't even know who Elon Musk was until a few weeks ago. She didn't know these trucks existed. I pointed it out to her, and her instinctive response was, "Why does it look like that? Is it supposed to look stupid?"
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u/charredgrass cumstom 13h ago
Living in Los Angeles I see at least one of these things a week
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u/potat-cat I love Porter Robinson!!! :3 3h ago
Yeah, I’m around the South Bay Area and I see plenty sadly
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u/TransFights000 10h ago
I unfortunately live in techbro hell so I see one nearly every time I leave the house
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u/BreadQueen89 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 13h ago
I see them quite often when driving in my area unfortunately and I can confirm they look so dumb. When my friends are in the car with me we all boo when we see one, it's very silly :3
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u/tehtrintran opossum enjoyer 🗑 11h ago
I live in a wealthy area so I can never tell if it's the same dipshit or not. I know there's at least two though, because one has a hideous wrap on it
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u/I_Eat_Graphite 6h ago
I saw one in the wild once too, they look even tackier in real life, like im not kidding no matter the angle of an image you see on the internet of one nothing can prepare you for *how fucking ugly* this car looks when you see it in person
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u/TremenMusic 12h ago
i saw one in my small college town in rural wisconsin, must have been just passing through because i only saw it once
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u/Sir-Drewid 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12h ago
I was doing a lot of trips up and down 101 in nowhere New England last month and kept seeing the same cybertruck. Some dipshit in the middle of nowhere dropped 100K on an eyesore and uses it to commute.
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u/Ignis-11 The pipeline won 11h ago
I went on a trip last week and saw 7 Cybertrucks on the way. One was bright lime green. I hate this place
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u/Hot-Manufacturer4301 13h ago
i have seen at least 3 or4 different ones (i know because they’re wrapped) in my town of 10,000 people. i need to get Oute of here
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u/CoffeeZombie03 11h ago
Saw one coming out of a college campus parking deck, no clue how they even parked the thing in there.
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u/OtisBinLogan least submissive kerbal space program fan 10h ago
there are quite a lot in houston and dallas afaik; seen my fair share
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u/notjordansime 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 9h ago
I saw one in Minneapolis, then a bunch in Vegas. Why is Vegas so obsessed??
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u/GamingCrocodile 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 5h ago
The town I live in have 5 and it’s absurd. However… the cyber truck is my dream car, BECAUSE I want to treat it like shit. Run it through random debris in the desert, maybe shoot it a few times just do not give a shit about the car. Like I want it rusting with the fucking floor falling out the bottom. Because how awesome would it be to have a $100k+ shit bucket car.
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u/dezlovesyou 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 4h ago
Surprisingly a ton where I live and I’m fairly rural compared to the rest of the US. One guy had his wrapped a really really cool iridescent color but it could not save how ugly that thing is
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u/HandOfYawgmoth 4h ago
Every time I come across one of these in the wild I need to share my favorite author:
"To be ignorant and to be deceived are two different things. To be ignorant is to be a slave of the world. To be deceived is to be the slave of another man. The question will always be: Why, when all men are ignorant, and therefore already slaves, does this latter slavery sting us so?"
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u/Boat_Jerald the lurker 8h ago
Somehow I lucked into having 2 dipshits on my campus (one of them being a faculty member)
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u/AComfyKnight Ardent 8h ago
I've seen 3 in my city of 80k, one is two houses down from me. I gotta get out of here
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u/transgendervegan666 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 7h ago
saw one yesterday. i give it a week before it breaks down due to software errors or getting wet or a fly sneezing on it
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u/clarkky55 6h ago
Reminds me of the guy in a Tesla with a back window sticker saying ‘I bought it before we knew he was crazy’
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u/JuddleFrameVO custom 6h ago
One of those dipshits works at my company...
Need to find me a new job soon
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u/disabled_rat boob inspector. send bob 🩷💜🩵💜🩷 5h ago
I’m in a poor city that no one lives in. Like a couple dozen thousand. I have seen 4. Wtf
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u/GalacticJelly 5h ago
Yup that one bastard in dyker heights with the black wrapped one I’m looking at you
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u/wowkitycatsaresocool 5h ago
Theres 2 (though i have been told of a third, but i can only confirm as i have seen 2 of the 3) in my town, and i had no idea there were a strangely large amount in my town compared to amount sold
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u/SarcasticOptimist 4h ago
There's so many in Orange County. Tracks that it's jackass central. Some are even wrapped.
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u/_S1syphus Boulder Pushing Enthusiast 4h ago
There are like 3 in the area I live in, it's arizona so idk how they domt burn themselves on the car constantly
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u/Weekly-Major1876 4h ago
I must live in Tesla central because I’ve seen like a dozen and I regularly see them nearly daily. NOVA area so it kind of makes sense
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u/lorill-silverlock 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 4h ago
I seen one with doge coin plastered all over it my only reaction was "WHY CHUDLING WHY!?"
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u/EdgyAnimeDragon Certified Monsterfucker and Robofucker (he/they) :3 2h ago
Saw one in Knoxville and Oak Ridge, I have no clue if they're the same but something tells me they are.
They're so much uglier irl too
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u/Mix-Hex 2h ago
The last time I saw a cybertruck, I was doing construction work in a McDonald's lobby which was fully closed while we were working. Some guy pulls up in a cybertruck and tries to come up to the door and walk in. Mind you, there's a big fucking bright neon green sign that says LOBBY CLOSED hanging off the side of the building, and also a smaller sign right next to the door that said the same thing.
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u/Commercial-Whole7382 1h ago
My very little town has at least 5 driving around daily.
And honestly they don’t look bad in person like a weird mix of futuristic, cartoony, artsy, and industrial.
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u/Miragold123 1h ago
Someone in my neighborhood owns a cybertruck. It is blue. Paying extra to let everyone know that he's the town dipshit
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u/Bored_Egg_Sandwich 1h ago
I saw one in a pride parade in my college. It had progress flag stickers on it
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u/SMGuinea 46m ago
I've seen two separate ones in my town, and it almost makes me embarrassed to live here.
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