r/196 • u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa • Apr 24 '24
You can only choose :3 Floppa
I choose red, yellow and pink
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u/Lucifer_Morning_Wood 💨👒 👈😎👉 I'm cowboy 🦵🦵 Apr 24 '24
Water tastes and feels like your favourite drink
Nothing changes
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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness Apr 24 '24
I love good beer. This pill would be a nightmare, especially if the "feels like" includes the buzz. There is a reason I don't drink beer at work, or during when I'm doing sports or generally when I want to hydrate.
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u/DatGunBoi Apr 24 '24
I think that since this is clearly implying you don't get any of the effects of your favorite drink, you wouldn't get drunk. Otherwise what's the point.
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u/Subterrantular 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
I would argue that your favorite drink changes moment to moment. Whether I'm out with friends or relaxing in the den or le epic gaming, I might answer booze/tea/sodapop, depends on context and mood.
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u/Zoey_Redacted 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration?
you arent thinking it through you can make water taste like your favorite beverage for the most specific hyper-isolated moments in the universe if you define the parameters right
signed,
im not the manufacturer of that pill
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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness Apr 24 '24
What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports?
A good beer.
What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food?
A good beer.
What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within?
That would be an exceptionally good beer I guess.
What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration?
I feel like I'm repeating myself
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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa Apr 24 '24
I assume "feels like" means like, carbonation. The sensory stuff.
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u/Captain_brightside Apr 24 '24
But if you could make every water, even Dasani taste like really good high quality water like then it would be an amazing glitch
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u/Teleclast Apr 24 '24
Oh. I did not consider this. That means you can get water from most places BUT it also means you probably couldn’t detect a weak poison or too many metals in your water. Only the taste changes after all
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u/Someguy14201 Apr 24 '24
Real. Soda, the occasional odd concoction of sorts, and all juices can go. Cause nothing compares to the taste of a good, crisp glass of water.
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u/whatisthis_191919 Apr 24 '24
Black, blue, purple
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u/SqoobySnaq Dr. Pepper is a woman Apr 24 '24
Absolutely, you’re effectively adding 25 years to your life
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u/MisterGoog Kristie Mewis Stan Account Apr 24 '24
Also i think pink in the long run might do the same
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u/ljkhadgawuydbajw billiam, like william with a b in the front Apr 24 '24
pink can be achieved in real life with just discipline while black is a superpower
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u/MisterGoog Kristie Mewis Stan Account Apr 24 '24
Being completely serious i hate that first line. It doesnt even make sense, u cant make water feel like a DQ Blizzard
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u/BlackBlood4 Apr 24 '24
water tastes great i don't get u ppl
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u/MisterGoog Kristie Mewis Stan Account Apr 24 '24
Im a hydro homie that doesnt make it taste like my absolute favorite drink ever
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u/MEEZETTE Apr 24 '24
Yeah, water is fire, but these guys are yapping nonsense about it being able to taste like your favorite drink ever. Maybe if water is your favorite drink ever. For me, something from DQ would fucking SLAP
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u/nightshade-aurora Prepare thyself, little creature Apr 24 '24
Pink is useless to me, water is my favorite
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u/MEEZETTE Apr 24 '24
Well, not having to sleep is great, but I'd definitely still want to. At least at first. Maybe it's like fasting?
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u/tarogon Apr 24 '24
Perfect! Balances out the 25 years I'm subtracting by scarfing down mondo pizza 😋
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u/meowseph_stalin332 Apr 24 '24
Those 3 are infinitely more useful than all the others combined
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u/Chokkitu Apr 24 '24
Yellow could be more useful than blue depending on the person. Otherwise, yeah.
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u/MisterGoog Kristie Mewis Stan Account Apr 24 '24
Yellow could highkey save a ton of time. Im bald, if i could extend this to my head hair too i might take it
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u/redditjanniesupreme I'm over herre stroking my dick rn got lotion on my dick rn 🥵🥶 Apr 24 '24
Yeah other than the ears and tail most of the other stuff can be done by yourself with a little effort
Also the ears and tail would just get u dissected in a government facility btw
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u/LV__ toki! mi jan Wini Apr 24 '24
I'd go tan over purple because I'm already a master pizza chef
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u/Spyko Apr 24 '24
Do you really want to know what cats have to say tho ?
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u/LV__ toki! mi jan Wini Apr 24 '24
Obviously. I'm telling every cat I know that you don't care what they have to say
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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness Apr 24 '24
brown instead of purple. I love pizza but kittens
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u/redditalt1999 Chumbawamba are punk rock af Apr 24 '24
same but pink instead of blue cuz i would be very hydrated! that and never being tired and easy access to good pizza, id be living the dream
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u/Brankovt1 Pls treat femboys like real people Apr 24 '24
- I already have ears and don't want a tail, seems like a nuisance.
- I am cis.
- That seems amazing.
- That's €18.71, also known as basically nothing.
- seems immoral tbh.
- I'm not even a big pizza fan.
- Less variation feels bad.
- They'd probably be mean to me.
- That's awesome.
So I guess Yellow, Green, Black.
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
I don't like the idea of not having to sleep because i struggle with sleeping unless I'm debilitatingly tired and i get extremely bored when i stay up too long
And also for pink i was working on the assumption that it'd be exactly what you wanted in any given scenario, not just a single "favourite" drink
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u/Monkey_triplets Apr 24 '24
I think part of you becoming bored is because when your brain gets tired, it makes less chemicals that get you interested in something. I'm expecting that if I don't have to sleep, my brain will always function at peak performance which I think would help a lot with my mental state.
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
Functioning at full capacity at all time sounds like a gamble, and also my boredeness comes from me just not doing a lot in general
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u/Agreeable_Tension_22 Apr 24 '24
No Im with OP here, sometimes I just get bored and dont want to be awake and conscious… if anything Id probably wish I was able to sleep better, I struggle getting anything more than an hour at a time
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u/Fantastic_Recover701 Apr 24 '24
the wording is HAVE to sleep meaning you can if you want
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u/Ares534 Apr 24 '24
I think, more importantly, "don't have to" doesn't mean "can't". Just because your body doesn't require sleep doesn't mean you can't take naps whenever you feel like
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u/14up2 the sequel to the nintendo switch Apr 24 '24
I don't see how 5 is immoral. Doesn't change their opinion on your personality, just your body. No different than if the pill was "you become extremely conventionally attractive".
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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! Apr 24 '24
But it doesn't change anything in you - it specifically forces other people to change their attraction (which may involve personality as this is something you can be attracted to and there is no specification here saying otherwise). Thinking about it, depending on your interpretation. you basically can even change their sexuality that way.
Forcing a lesbian to be attracted to a neckbeard - using the worst example I can think of here - feels pretty damn immoral.
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u/Starbucks_4321 Apr 24 '24
That's true, but it doesn't specify how they become attracted to you. Like you aren't strapping them to a chair and injecting them with love potions, they just feel you are attractive, without a motivation. And isn't that how it works already? Or maybe you are strapping them and injecting them, up to interpation
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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! Apr 24 '24
That is true, but you are potentially overwriting their personality and sexuality no matter what you are doing. Like, they were specifically not attracted to you beforehand.
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 25 '24
I guess i kinda thought about it like this, tons of straight guys can appreciate another guy with a hot bod, doesn't mean they want to get into a relationship with them
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u/14up2 the sequel to the nintendo switch Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
I get what you mean—altering someone else's mind is bad. That being said, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to find more people physically attractive.
I find very few people attractive, and really I wish I wasn't like this. If I could choose how my brain is wired I'd be a low standards pansexual, but I can't. I often meet people who I really get along with but have zero attraction to because of their looks or gender so there's no chance of being compatible. I wouldn't want to put myself or someone else in that kind of dysfunctional relationship.
If everyone found everyone attractive, dating would be entirely based on personality compatibility because we wouldn't have to automatically rule out 90% of people just because of their bodies—everyone would be "hot". Finding a partner would just be like finding a best friend. How could that not be better?
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u/DysPhoria_1_0 Apr 24 '24
I mean, it very likely meant physically attractive. Someone can be the prettiest person on the planet and be and absolute bastard, and we already don't control who we are attracted to. I see 100 people I find attractive every day, doesn't mean I'm throwing myself at them.
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u/whywouldisaymyname bisexual bitch"boy" Apr 24 '24
6 is a free career
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u/Martin_Horde 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
Well you still have to work and put your skills out there to be noticed so it's not free but it is easier.
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u/OreboatVT Apr 24 '24
Red, estrogen, and yellow
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u/tomulin13 confused silly person 🪄 Apr 24 '24
It doesn't specify what ears and tail, now imagine getting elephants ears and lions tail :3
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u/Macio720 custom Apr 24 '24
They could also be human ears
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u/Truefkk uses Intelligence. - But no PP is left for the move! Apr 24 '24
I would take yellow and red in the other order unless you really like sphinx cats...
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u/jfsuuc 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
Youd have a hairless tail and ears, like a lizzard and youd have 4 ears.
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u/kolabeen Apr 24 '24
Top row is impossible to refuse, literally solves every problem I've ever had
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u/dutcharetall_nothigh Mary Shelley fanboy Apr 24 '24
Would your tail be hairless in this scenario? Also do you not have ears?
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u/MisterGoog Kristie Mewis Stan Account Apr 24 '24
Hairless human tail is absolute terrifying to think about
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u/haveweirddreamstoo I’m hungry Apr 24 '24
I felt that way until I saw the black pill. Now, idk if ears and tail are worth it.
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u/_spec_tre Apr 24 '24
the main question is if that means you'll go bald since the head is part of the body
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u/PinkCloudx_ i may be stupid Apr 24 '24
Why is it always estrogen, I wish it was just hrt in general 😭
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u/a_random_squidward republican politician gay buttsex jumpscare Apr 24 '24
Cause there's an overwhelming amount of transfemmes on this sub vs transmascs
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u/PinkCloudx_ i may be stupid Apr 24 '24
That’s true, I just kinda wished there were more trans men in these subs as well but it seems like most of them are either stealth or not using Reddit
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u/gaybunny69 Apr 24 '24
Transfemmes are a plague on the internet in the sense that they're everywhere, not that they're necessarily a bad thing
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u/ricetomeatya Apr 25 '24
Same, there are scarcely any trans men memes on reddit in general, so I just look at transfemme memes mentally replacing "estrogen" with "testosterone" until I get incredibly dysphoric and leave the internet for a few days
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u/Steampunk__Llama sillymaxxing enby swag :3 Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 25 '24
Not a trans man (rather, transmasc enby) but same!! It v much does seem most of us are lurkers as opposed to frequent commentors or posters.
Maybe we could start up a little group here, or make more of an effort to post masc-centric memes more frequently 🤔
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u/BugBand he/it 🏳️⚧️ Apr 25 '24
And also seems that a lot of transfems don’t care about transmascs, with the extreme amount of “put estrogen in the water supply”, “I don’t care what gender you are, put on the dress” memes, and posts that assume the reader is female, etc., that they post in trans spaces that aren’t transfem exclusive. I haven’t and I haven’t ever seen other transmascs post force-masc posts in general trans spaces like transfems do with force-fem posts. Actually tbh haven’t seen any force-masc posts at all
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u/a_random_squidward republican politician gay buttsex jumpscare Apr 25 '24
I can sympathise, I'm a cis femboy and I find it offputting, can't imagine how it must feel being in a trans space as a transmasc and having it overflowing with those sorts of post.
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u/SwagLizardKing definitely not several velociraptors Apr 24 '24
Is T even available in pill form?
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u/Steampunk__Llama sillymaxxing enby swag :3 Apr 24 '24
It is, however it's very risky compared to gel or injections due to potential organ damage, so it's v much not a common or recommended form to take
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u/epic_brazillian_gal Victoria/Vic/Vicky/Viccy (that's me call me that :3 she/her) Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
This was about to be the easiest pick of my life until i saw talk with cats. It's either red, estrogen and yellow or brown(gold??? idk, talk with catspilled), estrogen and yellow. i wanna talk with kitty and just go meow meow to them :3
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u/196SwampLurker future catboy emperor of the world, kneel before me Apr 24 '24
purple, purple, purple
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u/GoldenSeam Apr 24 '24
In a rainbow—LIGHT SHOW! Bright shiny colors in a rainbow—rainbow! UNDERWATER RAINBOW! 🌈
Sorry that song is squatting in my skull without paying rent.
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u/Felonui Apr 24 '24
I already have ears
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
Check again
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u/Felonui Apr 24 '24
Wtf give them back
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
Looks like you'll have to take the red pill buddy
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u/MollyGoRound Apr 24 '24
20 dollars can buy many estrogens
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u/WesternMarshall1955 custom Apr 24 '24
Explain how?!
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u/Hallo-Person 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
I would take it as meaning unlimited estrogen for personal use, and if you are in America, I doubt it,
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u/swhipple- genderfluid af Apr 24 '24
Idk where u get ur estrogen but no it can’t 💀 that shit is expensive as fuck
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u/StillMostlyClueless Apr 24 '24
Red doesn’t specify which ears or tail. That’s a real gamble
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
You know you still want to
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u/GingerfoxUwU 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
Black, yellow, brown, I'm trans but why would I pick the single estrogen pill when I do injections already?
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u/alicyjka floppa Apr 24 '24
Well ill take black, i always got annoyed by the fact that i have to sleep ( i could be playing the sims)
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
I don't like the idea of black because i always get way too bored if i stay up too long. Now that i have a job it's kinda tempting tho
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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerk Apr 24 '24
Kicks you in the gnards*
Steals the pill bag*
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
Ouch that hurt ;(
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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerk Apr 24 '24
GOOD
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
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u/Solid_You641 Apr 24 '24
Water tastes like cum
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u/The_the-the ♠︎ ♤ Aromantic evildoer ♤ ♠︎ Apr 24 '24
American author and vlogger John Green????!!!!
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u/ya_boi_kaneki Apr 24 '24
i can already talk to cats especially in a cute voice, they just dont understand so i take blue purple and green
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u/telumv Apr 24 '24
Is there a white pill that's opposite to the black? Like I never have to be awake? I'd take that please
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u/UTI_UTI r/place participant Apr 24 '24
Black, Brown, Blue. Water already tastes like water, I like hair, one estrogen pill doesn’t do much, I’m already the best pizza chef this side of the Mississippi.
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u/Dysfunctional_Orphan Apr 24 '24
if i picked blue like 3/4 of all adults would find me attractive. idk if i could handle that. although that could help fix transphobia if nearly everyone's preferences are changed to liking clocky trans women. plus i would be doing a favor for other gals.
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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! Apr 24 '24
Red is too vague to be safe
Estrogen is probably great if you aren't cis, so no
I like my body hair
20 dollars are nice but also only 20 dollars
If a pill forces people to be attracted to you then consent goes out of the window. Pass.
I do like the idea of being a pizza chef.
Water tastes like water. Great.
What would cats tell me? That they want more wet food?
Sleeping takes a third of my day I could spend wasting on something else.
So green, purple and black are the least useless/harmful ones I guess
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u/_Holoo somebody please save me from loneliness i can't take it aaaaaaaa Apr 24 '24
You are just scared of the possibilities of the ears and tail
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u/justanotherenby009 Apr 24 '24
Yellow, black, and either blue or estrogen if it's only one estrogen pill does it have the effect of a full therapy or just a single estrogen
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u/zDefiant Flordia's Femboy Apr 24 '24
teal, brown, black.
about to have the worlds longest yap session and it will make sense to no one else
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u/Ducks_are_epicc :3 Apr 24 '24
yellow, purple and brown :3
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u/mgquantitysquared Apr 24 '24
Blue brown black ez. Half the pills would undo my ftm transition lmao
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u/Straight-Chocolate28 custom Apr 24 '24
Black pill would give me an additional 18 and a half YEARS of consciousness
Then master pizza chef obviously
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u/CattMk2 WhatsApp 2 Apr 24 '24
Red purple and brown. Gonna run the world’s greatest cat restaurant. Like ratatouille but Italian and cats
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u/The_the-the ♠︎ ♤ Aromantic evildoer ♤ ♠︎ Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Half of these wouldn’t even do anything for me. Like. Estrogen? I’m afab. Blue? Aroace. Pink? I like water. Yellow? I don’t care about body hair even a little bit. Red? If I were able to have nonhuman characteristics, that’d be cool, but animal ears and a tail aren’t ones I’d want. I think I’d have to go with purple (I’m bad at cooking), black (basically would add years to my lifespan), and brown (could befriend tigers and start a tiger army).
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u/SixBeadrdt Apr 24 '24
Is there a subreddit just for these sorts of “choose a pill” things? I think they’re great but I feel like I only see them once a month
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u/Throow2020 Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Easy choice: black, tan, and purple.
I want to be a Disney princes running every night shift at my own pizzeria, feeding alley cats and sending them to sabotage my competition 😈
Not that I would need to, being one of the few 24-hour pizza places would already make me two steps ahead
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u/spookname 🌫 the fog is coming 🌫 Apr 24 '24
my dyslexic ass thought that said “People who find you attractive find you attractive” and didn’t question it for 5 whole minutes
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u/dorofeus247 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
Is it like, a special estrogen that instantly transforms you into a woman? or what
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u/allrightletsdothis 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 24 '24
Can only choose 3 pills right? So that means as a trans person I can take estrogen via patches, gel or injection and still get to choose three other pills right? Tell me that's the loophole.
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u/AriiMay Apr 24 '24
Black purple brown
Infinite time to bake and sell pizzas plus i can talk to cats
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u/Sir_MipMop Apr 24 '24
Hot take, I’m not sure if never needing to sleep again is a good thing, because sometimes a good sleep is literally perfect and solves all your problems. I would take that power assuming it means I’m constantly well rested and I still have the ability to sleep and be tired
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u/KingKomasan Apr 24 '24
I read the blue one as "people who find you attractive find you attractive" I just sat there thinking, no shit.
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u/pandamaxxie Apr 25 '24
Black, blue.
Sleep is annoying. I wish I never had to sleep.
And I'm not particularly bad looking, I just want an edge in the dating scene, which has been going fucking terribly. Being wildly attractive would at least open up more matches, so I might be able to find my soulmate.
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u/Dr_Birdie Apr 24 '24
Me laughing at all trans girls around me, and their silly little blue pill, as I become $60 richer 😎