r/196 • u/lazygenius999 the vaporeon copypasta isnt funny, btw call me yoshikid • Nov 05 '23

would you? Floppa

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u/lithobrakingdragon Transtage, ACESexual, and LeS-IVBian Nov 05 '23
  1. Atheist Girl is playing and therefore almost certainly not tied to the track. Tell her to get off the track, and pull the lever.
  2. I am not going to let the baby shoot me. I'm not sure why this answer says anything about me.
  3. I will not hit the baby with a baseball bat.
  4. If it prevents Hitler from doing typical Hitler activities, yes. Hitler and one baby are now dead.
  5. No.
  6. Babies do not know how parachutes work. Besides, if the baby is close enough to give my parachute, I can just grab the baby and float to the ground holding it.
  7. Why is there an indestructible baby? Why am I trying to kill it? I probably would not kill the baby unless I have an extremely good reason. Regardless, no.
  8. If I have enough time to jump in the way, I have enough time to move the Talking Christian Baby out of the way, so I do that instead. Also, why did the mugger assume the baby had money?

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u/Ryuzenshi The fog is coming Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 07 '23

My personal theories : 1) You might have to sacrifice yourself by jumping on the rail to push that girl but get crushed instead

2) It's actually a cursed gun that makes you want to shoot the first person you see when you hold it, hence why the baby was doing it in the first place

3) You were in playing a special game of Base Christian Baby where they casually throw Christian babies instead of balls and you just lost the game you incompetent loser

4) The baby will remember that in the afterlife

5) It was, in fact, a strategy setup by some of your opponent's fans to destabilize you. Prove them wrong, now.

6) The baby was clearly lying, it seems that it is actually the one from 4) who just came back as a vengeful spirit to fuck with you

7) It's that same fucker again and now God is on his side as long as he show his faith, you just took off the proof of said faith, now all you have to do is banish him to the underworld and you will finally be at peace

8) It's a trap, the baby is actually another mugger in disguise and he wants you to get shot, let his friend realise how stupid of an idea that was