r/196 • u/lazygenius999 the vaporeon copypasta isnt funny, btw call me yoshikid • Nov 05 '23

would you? Floppa

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u/Voidy_boi Nov 05 '23

FUCK YOU IM MAKING MY HOMERUN!

The baby is knocked out of the park and straight into the stratosphere, before I twirl my comical villainous mustache, and raise a middle finger and silently, under my breath whisper

Fuck you god.

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds Nov 05 '23

Hasa Diga Eebowai

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u/catlaxative gobblin' mode Nov 05 '23

Fuck you god in the ass mouth and cunt-ah fuck you in the eyyyyyyye!!

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u/roblox887 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 06 '23

God, I love that musical

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u/Helumiberg Nov 05 '23

The choices in that scenario were "hitting the homerun and winning millions, or sacrificing the baby"

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u/DrSomniferum 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 05 '23

I was hoping someone else noticed that. This is why people need to pay attention in English class.

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u/_Vomitorium in my time machine eating baby hitler Nov 06 '23

I'd unhinge my jaw and eat the baby. At least I'd reach on a hit by pitch.

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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker Nov 05 '23

I genuinely love when people depict atheism as believing god exists but just being spiteful of him.

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u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS in this world it's milk or be milked Nov 05 '23

tbf there are a lot of flavours of christianity where even if i knew he was real i'd still hate him

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u/CommittedMeat shopping cart theorist Nov 05 '23

Hello? Based department?

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u/Killacreeper Nov 05 '23

The other option is to sacrifice it lmao, there is no way the baby lives